My breakfast is ruined!

Re: My breakfast is ruined!

PostBy: gaw On: Sat Mar 14, 2009 5:59 am

Freddy, if you are a real Mainer what are you doing eating cereal for breakfast. A real Maine breakfast would be 4 brown eggs, (3 if you’re watching your cholesterol) a big bowl of baked beans and maybe some moose sausage (ham or regular sausage if you’re a poor shot) and don’t forget the home made bread toast. Now that’s a real Maine breakfast not some wimpy cereal from a box.

The reason those little scrubs they call blueberries in Maine taste so sweet is because they are so low to the ground that all the critters can piss on them. If you must eat cereal consider Cap’n Crunch with crunchberries. A crunchberry is a man made berry of consistent size, color, taste, and quality. You will not be disappointed.
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Re: My breakfast is ruined!

PostBy: 009to090 On: Sat Mar 14, 2009 8:44 am

gaw wrote: If you must eat cereal consider Cap’n Crunch with crunchberries. A crunchberry is a man made berry of consistent size, color, taste, and quality. You will not be disappointed.


Crunchberries are really hard. You need to let them soak in the milk for 5 or 10 minutes. I prefer a bowl of Peanutbutter Captain Crunch, that has set in the freezer for 20 minutes, which makes it so cold that when the milk is poured on it, you will get little milk-sicles.
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Re: My breakfast is ruined!

PostBy: Wood'nCoal On: Sat Mar 14, 2009 9:21 am

I prefer "Ano-Weet".



or "Loosener's castor oil flakes with real glycerin vibrafoam".

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Re: My breakfast is ruined!

PostBy: Poconoeagle On: Sat Mar 14, 2009 11:25 am

Freddy.. its a simple 12 steps... PBC Anonymous (postbreakfastcereal) . maybe Farina Creamy Hot Wheat Cereal
http://www.usmillsllc.com/usmills/produ ... .php?id=92 see the boy's smile!!
Actually I just got off the phone with Post and did as you requested. blah,blah...number and date.... thier sorry....I gave my adress and the hope i will remain a LOYAL customer....... it dont look good tho!

I told them I bought them while visiting my uncles sheep farm. Uncle Zappa in orington. hes a cool (coal) Guy!!! :lol:
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Re: My breakfast is ruined!

PostBy: mikeandgerry On: Sat Mar 14, 2009 3:46 pm

Freddy wrote: Express your disbelief that they thought it was a good change.


Freddy, Freddy, Freddy....do you think they could care?

The media will be used to ply their big business position...bigger is better.

Why is bigger better? Because smaller is too damned expensive! Wild bluberries means labor intensive.

They don't care if it's good for you or not. You apply too much sound reasoning.

More is better.

(Sorry for the sarcasm. I hate it when they change a winner too.)
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Re: My breakfast is ruined!

PostBy: Poconoeagle On: Tue Mar 24, 2009 6:36 pm

Hey Freddy did ya get the $4.49 one free Post product coupon yet?? and the letter from Kim McMiller?

I did today hey 4 1/2 bucks for a phone call isnt too bad........ ;)
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