Does Your Sole Really Goto Cleveland When You Die?

Does Your Sole Really Goto Cleveland When You Die?

PostBy: Devil505 On: Fri Mar 13, 2009 9:31 pm

In one of his great comedy routines,George Carlin once espoused his belief the "when you die ... your sole goes to a vacant garage in Cleveland." :lol:

The religious thread got me to thinking (always a dangerous situation! :lol: )... fear of death seems to me to be the basic motivation driving all religion. My view of death is very simple: It will be exactlty like it was (for me) b4 I was conceived.....Absolutely Nothing.....I'll have the exact experiences/thoughts/feelings etc that I had in.......say...1846...or 1623 ....or 6 million BC.......NOTHING.

What is your serious outlook on death? (figured we needed a light subject here :lol: )

Don't forget.........You may be coming to see ME!!!! :devil: :devil: :devil: (evil laughter...then he wraps himself in his red cape & puff.......he's gone)
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Re: Does Your Sole Really Goto Cleveland When You Die?

PostBy: rberq On: Fri Mar 13, 2009 9:41 pm

Like sleeping soundly but I won't have to fight anybody for my share of the blankets. (Of course if it's not Cleveland I may not need blankets.) :twisted:
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Re: Does Your Sole Really Goto Cleveland When You Die?

PostBy: tvb On: Fri Mar 13, 2009 9:43 pm

My soles usually go into the garbage when they die. Thankfully, as I've gotten older, I've learned my soles last alot longer if I spend the money for good soles instead of crappy soles like they sell at Walmart. And good soles can be replaced at the shoe repair shop around the corner when they finally die. Maybe he sends them to Cleveland?
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Re: Does Your Sole Really Goto Cleveland When You Die?

PostBy: coaledsweat On: Fri Mar 13, 2009 9:45 pm

Devil505 wrote:Don't forget.........You may be coming to see ME!!!! :devil: :devil: :devil: (evil laughter...then he wraps himself in his red cape & puff.......he's gone)


OK, it's either poof.......he's gone or you are smoking something.
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Re: Does Your Sole Really Goto Cleveland When You Die?

PostBy: tvb On: Fri Mar 13, 2009 9:52 pm

Oh, wait a sec. Are you talking about the fish?

Oy, it's gonna get smelly in Cleveland with all those dead fish piling up.
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Re: Does Your Sole Really Goto Cleveland When You Die?

PostBy: whistlenut On: Fri Mar 13, 2009 10:01 pm

We all know he 'stashed' some stuff from the DEA days for personal use. Look at the size of his pupils.........or perhaps that is because he is enduring the perpetual religion debate on this forum.....why is he snacking on those damned peanut butter sandwiches all the time....! I wonder if 'devil' was in the Olds that Mary Joe and Teddie were driving and suffers from significant oxygen deprivation while under water for so long.....
Yes your soul does go to Cleveland, Drew Carey said that to me personally
:shots: :stretcher: :beer: :cheers: :drunk: :band: !
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Re: Does Your Sole Really Goto Cleveland When You Die?

PostBy: Devil505 On: Fri Mar 13, 2009 10:13 pm

(very low rumble of thunder....faintly heard in the background )

Enjoy yourselves my children.......Whilst you can!! :twisted: :devil: :twisted: :devil: :devil: :devil: :devil: :devil: :devil: :devil: :eek2: :fear: :fear: :fear: :fear: :fear:
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Re: Does Your Sole Really Goto Cleveland When You Die?

PostBy: Devil505 On: Fri Mar 13, 2009 10:16 pm

Suddenly.....the horrible Whoosh of thousands of puff-backs ...echoes throughout the kingdom!!!
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Re: Does Your Sole Really Goto Cleveland When You Die?

PostBy: whistlenut On: Fri Mar 13, 2009 10:23 pm

Not all of us have 'puff backs!' You absolutely must get a stoker before they lock you up for good. It will make you speechless......for the only time in your life, I'd bet!
How big is that stash anyway? I heard 'tons' were unaccounted for?! Were you stationed near Ft Pierce? :roll: :roll: :roll:
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Re: Does Your Sole Really Goto Cleveland When You Die?

PostBy: Devil505 On: Fri Mar 13, 2009 10:25 pm

Anyone seen the brownies man? :smoke:
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Re: Does Your Sole Really Goto Cleveland When You Die?

PostBy: Devil505 On: Fri Mar 13, 2009 10:28 pm

The Hell with the brownies man.....I'll jut eat the brownie mix right out of the box!! (It's Duncan Hines isn't it?)



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Re: Does Your Sole Really Goto Cleveland When You Die?

PostBy: Scottscoaled On: Fri Mar 13, 2009 10:29 pm

There's a garage full of them in Cleveland. Don't get lost :) Scott
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Re: Does Your Sole Really Goto Cleveland When You Die?

PostBy: Devil505 On: Fri Mar 13, 2009 10:31 pm

Anyone here ever had problems picking out the right size bowl for your ice cream sundae? :gee: :gee: :devil: :lol:

(Then you just settle for the family salad bowl!)
Or try to read a book stoned....& after an hour you realize you've read the same page 23 times!!) :rimshot:

Or drive your car stoned & after an hour of driving.....your realize your still in your driveway!! :rimshot:
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Re: Does Your Sole Really Goto Cleveland When You Die?

PostBy: whistlenut On: Fri Mar 13, 2009 10:35 pm

Good night, Cleveland..................sharing brownies? Good night, devil.......Good night, Scott, Good night TVB. (PS: new feline domesticus? Very cute!) :?
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Re: Does Your Sole Really Goto Cleveland When You Die?

PostBy: tvb On: Fri Mar 13, 2009 10:36 pm

Excuse me, but did you bring enough to share with the whole class? :whip: bop2 :hammer:
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