My buddy emailed this to me. If it's true it's pretty funny.
Posted to Craig's List Personals:
> To the Guy Who Tried to Mug Me in Downtown Savannah night before last.
> Date: 2009-03-23, 3:43AM EST
> I was the guy with the black Burberry jacket that you demanded I hand
> over, shortly after you pulled the knife on me and my girlfriend. You
> also asked for my girlfriend's purse and earrings.
> I hope you somehow come across this message. I'd like to apologize. I
> didn't expect you to crap in your pants when I drew my pistol after
> you took my jacket. Truth is, I was wearing the jacket for a reason
> that evening,and it wasn't that cold outside.
> You see, my girlfriend had just bought me that Kimber Model 1911 .45
> ACP pistol for Christmas, and we had just picked up a shoulder holster
> for it that evening. Beautiful pistol, eh?
> It's a very intimidating weapon when pointed at your head, isn't it?
> I know it probably wasn't a great deal of fun walking back to wherever
> you'd come from with that brown sludge flopping about in your pants.
> I'm sure it was even worse since you also ended up leaving your shoes,
> cell phone, and wallet with me. I couldn't have you calling up any of
> your buddies to come help you try to mug us again.
> I took the liberty of calling your mother, or "Momma" as you had her
> listed in your cell, and explaining to her your situation. I also
> bought myself and four other people in the gas station this morning a
> tank full of gas on your credit card. The guy with the big motor home
> took 150 gallons and was extremely grateful! I gave your shoes to one
> of the homeless guys over by Vinnie Van Go Go's, along with all of the
> cash in your wallet.
> I threw the wallet in a fancy pink "pimp mobile" parked at the curb
> after I broke the windshield and side window out and keyed the drivers
> side. I called a bunch of phone sex numbers from your cell phone.
> They'll be on your bill in case you'd like to know which ones. Ma
> Bell just shut down the line, and I've only had the phone for a little
> over a day now, so I don't know what's going on with that. I hope
> they haven't permanently cut off your service.
> I could only get in two threatening phone calls to the DA's office and
> one to the FBI with it. The FBI guy was really pissed and we had a
> long chat (I guess while he traced the number).
> I'd also like to apologize for not killing you and instead making you
> walk back home humiliated. I'm hoping that you'll reconsider your
> choice of path in life. Next time you might not be so lucky ....
> - Alex
> P.S. Remember this motto...... an armed society is a polite society!