Last to posts wins....

hmm gonna rain?? oh i mean pain...

In a hot dog eating contest Chuck Norris ate 87 hotdogs in 4 minutes and then asked Joey Chestnut (world record holder for eating hot dogs) if he was going to finish that.

Chuck Norris can send faxes by speaking into the phone jack.

In the movie 300 they got it all wrong, the Spartans really recruited Chuck Norris and the persians. surrendered

Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.

To prove it isn’t that big of a deal to beat cancer. Chuck Norris smoked 15 cartons of cigarettes a day for 2 years and aquired 7 different kinds of cancer only to rid them from his body by flexing for 30 minutes. Beat that, Lance Armstrong.

Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK’s head exploded out of sheer amazement

When Chuck Norris’ wife burned the turkey one thanksgiving, Chuck said, “don’t worry about it honey,” and went into his backyard. He came back five minutes later with a live turkey, ate it whole, and when he threw it up a few seconds later it was fully cooked and came with cranberry sauce. When his wife asked him how he had done it, he gave her a roundhouse kick to the face and said, “Never question Chuck Norris.”

Jeez, this thread still active?????

yep

Richard should rename this thread to “The Biggest Loser – Home Edition”

since I havn't won just yet, till this last post, then no one has actuall lost.....yet...till now. well one day from just then. back a few words back to the now word...

Chuck Norris once knocked out a hundred generic terrorists to save a fluffy kitten for a grandmother.

His record, based on tournament matches, is estimated to be 183-10-2, though some sources list it as 65-5. Norris won an estimated 30 or more tournaments, beating an average of five opponents per tournament. At the New York tournaments, he defeated 12-13 opponents per tournament.

Chuck Norris makes onions cry.

Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.

Bill Gates lives in constant fear that Chuck Norris' PC will crash.

Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.

Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.

Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.

Chuck Norris can drown a fish.

Chuck Norris can play the violin with a piano

When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off.

Chuck Norris once had a heart attack; his heart lost.

When Chuck Norris looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.

Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. Chuck Norris can throw Brett Favre even further.

The last digit of pi is Chuck Norris. He is the end of all things.

Chuck Norris does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die.

Bullets dodge Chuck Norris.

A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

Gosh, I hope Chuck Norris can fix this clock. D thing still doesn't work!

gaw wrote:Richard should rename this thread to “The Biggest Loser – Home Edition”

No it should be The Biggest Loser - NEPA Edition