I want to tell you a story.....

tried to call obummer for his bling back wich was unsuccessful because he was still power braking air force one burning huge amounts of fuel.

Meanwhile back at the Cadillac Ranch...

Obummer uses the same fuel used by the King in England a few hundred years ago that caused a group of sailing folks to discover turkey eating and a way of thanking and giving and soon, very very soon

Ga Ga dressed up as a native American in skimpy outfit to bring all the boys to the yard, and then

had lessons on growing multi-colored corn used for

Demoralizing the mass of the population while

saving money by not having to buy aa batteries and using the corn cobs instead to

satisfy the carnal urges of ga ga's fantasys of tiger, mr t, and obummer, but they had to make sure that

the "crop" wouldnt interfere with the ethanol production as using a still was still a no no for ga ga and

and her play toys, but in his great wisdom......obummer decided to fabricate an illustrious

new form of government called bamafarianism, its based in

Antarctica and they have to import so much of the corn to burn for heat that it drives the price of it for the other parts of world but as long as

he resides in washington, there will always be enough hot air to keep a zepplin afloat unless

He gives them some LED for there head in the form of 1 2 3 or 4 they will rock out with Jimmy paige and robert plant but they dont care to keep this zepplin floating so they devised a perfect scheme...

First Hillary puts on her fish nets and borrows Madonnas