I want to tell you a story.....

witch lasted up to 4 hours so he had to go see his doctor but couldnt because Obamacare made him wait 3 months before he could see his

Neck shrinker who was moonlighting as a midnite manager of a goliath gold digging counciling coordinator in a Kenyan medical billing office so as to afford gas

in his 3 cyl of detroit muscle geo metro

w/ 2 on the floor and dual ash trays it made this ride a

cow patty jumper from hell, but

it got stuck in a mud puddle

On the front lawn of the white house which wasn't really mud but a whole bunch of bull

Then came the epa to confiscate your metro for it didnt have proper emission control

Because someone sawed off the catalytic converter and it was running on homemade untaxable alcohol, so the

ATF staff with theTSA bunch picked up the EPA crowd and zipped over to the IRS office and was all fixin to haul it over to the
Coordinates of the "scene" of the crime, when all of a sudden bad,bad Leroy Brown crashed into their suburban with his drop top cadarack and

a sawed off under the seat

It was then Hillary announced that sawed offs were sort of stubby kinda like Bills

but she dont swing that way no mo because she been eyeballin' Sara Brady's

adams apple jiggle.

Rosanne Barr took a big gulp as she sauntered away from the ICE stand as the frat house of cards started to fall and