I want to tell you a story.....

Richard Simmons started to dance to the theme song of

Michael Jackson's , Beat It, but he stopped dancin as he ain't no star and

realized it was a waste of time because the zombies where

headed toward Barry's and Michelle's house and they were packing thier koransandkrap up as it seems thier "jig" is up on pennsylvania ave but

there where only the "die hard DEMS" that still thought he was a Christian, but everyone else knew whats up and had to

Help Mr.Kleen sanitize every room in duh house cause there was so much left over baloney just rotting away as it seems they were thinking they were gonna continue the downward spiral but never thought the truth would set them free, hopefully adrift in a very small boat with the tidy bowel man and

the scrubbing bubbles they lied there way out into the

current of changing tide which caused the flo of focus back to Sox the cat(Cher), mouthfull of joints, whom has been

higher than the international space station, and she was thinking of ol' barry doin it to er in da light of da moon but, all at once...

a seed popped and ambers flew everywhere

and her hair caught fire

and ran in circles like a rob zombie music video

but then she pulled off her hair, just like in the trogolodytes song,and said "Ill sock it to ya baby" and Ozzie woke up and

and started singing crazy trairn while whistling and coughing to his famous song sweet leaf, but that didnt stop the

Migration of the monarch butterfly as they battled the wind farms on there way to south America where