I want to tell you a story.....

lost hope, if only the people could wake up and open there eyes to this

But they can't, they can't
and they go out and chant,
give me the free, give me the free!
It won't ever effect my countree
and borders have no meaning to meee
Give dem da welf give dem da welf!
Money comes from a magic elf!

Right about this time,the paper mills couldnt keep up with the QE-itice that was being asked of em as they need more "rags" for the greenbacks blend, and we all know all the rags were

being used for Hillary' and Michelles diaper pantry...when all of a sudden the

Bernanke party broke up; and they moved to Barry's hut in Kenya where they

became entrap-enanures by starting a chicken ranch to supply a fried chicken chain of which Barry was head chicken neck breaker,aka "choker" cause

he had to pay The View to appear as "eye candy". Then Michelle named the place "Los Pollos Welfaritos, and...

developed a new spin on chicken choked rice giving a free ride to a different kind of cat with a changed story of

When all of a sudden Uncle Ben jumped outta a box of rice like a ninja and exclaimed..."

wearz my's tap dancin shoes be? I gotsa be hepin my buddy barry wif duh rice but

But barry dont want no parts of da "white rice" he wanted the pilaf and the brown rice, and spanish rice mix integrated into

duh chineeze wind passing farm ,stinking up golfcourses and making us yen for

a 12 pack and a chalupa.....but meanwhile back at the ranch..

bert renyolds was showing lonnie anderson his

his short short shorts, when the watchmacallit next to the thinga-ma-bobber sprung out onto