Chuck Norris can light a fire by rubbing two ice-cubes together
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - 3 times.
Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure...Chuck Norris goes "killing".
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take crap from anybody.
When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead it is just afriad to move
clearly these have already thought of, just the ones i liked the best