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PostBy: rockwood On: Wed Jan 16, 2013 11:13 pm

From my kids...

Chuck Norris didn't dial the wrong number, you picked up the wrong phone.

Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless telephone.
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PostBy: anthony7812 On: Wed Jan 16, 2013 11:19 pm

When chuck norris breaks wind, wind turbines go into full braking mode.
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