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PostBy: Richard S. On: Sun Sep 20, 2009 1:39 am

When Chuck Norris eats coal he shits diamonds.


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Re: NEPA Original Chuck Norris

PostBy: Poconoeagle On: Sun Sep 20, 2009 9:40 am

Chuck Norris's coal blue ladies dance Naked!
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Re: NEPA Original Chuck Norris

PostBy: rocketjeremy On: Sun Sep 20, 2009 11:35 am

Chuck Norris sets his coal bed ablaze by simply staring it down....
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Re: NEPA Original Chuck Norris

PostBy: 009to090 On: Sun Sep 20, 2009 12:10 pm

Chuck Norris is so tough, he cracks his own coal by chewing it. Just a pinch between your cheek and gum. :sick:
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Re: NEPA Original Chuck Norris

PostBy: Poconoeagle On: Sun Sep 20, 2009 12:15 pm

Chuck Norris is so hard he takes soft Bit coal and stares it down till it hardens up into anthracite..

more CNF = more BTU !!! (chuck norris factor...) :shock:
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Re: NEPA Original Chuck Norris

PostBy: Scottscoaled On: Sun Sep 20, 2009 8:53 pm

What does Chuck Norris say when he pulls into a breaker for a truckload?


No Bit is OK for me! :lol: :lol:
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Re: NEPA Original Chuck Norris

PostBy: Duengeon master On: Sun Oct 04, 2009 9:54 am

If Chuck Norris won't go to the breaker, the breaker will go to him.
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Re: NEPA Original Chuck Norris

PostBy: Poconoeagle On: Sun Oct 04, 2009 9:56 am

Duengeon master wrote:If Chuck Norris won't go to the breaker, the breaker will go to him.


Chuck norris IS the breaker

arm breaker , leg breaker, nose breaker, heart breaker, atom breaker, :cry:
http://www.qwipster.net/breakerbreaker.htm

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Re: NEPA Original Chuck Norris

PostBy: gaw On: Thu Oct 29, 2009 7:16 pm

Tomorrow is Friday so lets get ready for the weekend early with a little music to honor the great Chuckster, this one’s for you pal…
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Re: NEPA Original Chuck Norris

PostBy: Dann757 On: Thu Oct 29, 2009 7:25 pm

Chuck Norris makes Arnold Schwartzenegger look like Joe Lieberman.
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Re: NEPA Original Chuck Norris

PostBy: whistlenut On: Thu Oct 29, 2009 7:30 pm

Ole 'Stoker Joe'? Joe hasn't lived in Scranton for 40 years, and folks think he's a local. Yah, right. Chuck isn't that tough guys, not all combat is 'hand to hand'! :idea: :D :shock:
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Re: NEPA Original Chuck Norris

PostBy: Poconoeagle On: Thu Oct 29, 2009 10:39 pm

did chuck get there yet?? that post sounds like some roundhouse kickin is due....

chuck norris is so tough over cooked "shoe leather" liver and onions isn't 1/ 2 as tough as chuck norris....


there i called him off of ya.....phew.... never say C...K N....S isnt tough.... and dont pull the mask off the ole long ranger...... :shock:
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Re: NEPA Original Chuck Norris

PostBy: Dann757 On: Fri Oct 30, 2009 8:48 am

whistlenut wrote:Chuck isn't that tough guys, not all combat is 'hand to hand'!

BLASPHEMY!

Chuck Norris makes Steven Segall look like Pee Wee Herman.
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Re: NEPA Original Chuck Norris

PostBy: wlape3 On: Fri Oct 30, 2009 11:58 am

Gee...I thought he was Pee-Wee after the "Charles Atlas" treatment.
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Re: NEPA Original Chuck Norris

PostBy: Duengeon master On: Sun Jan 10, 2010 7:37 pm

Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
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