...I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
...Iordered a burger at McDonalds and the kid behind the counter
asked, "Can you afford fries with that?"
...CEOs are now playing miniature golf.
...if the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you
call them and ask if they meant you or them.
...McDonalds is selling the 1/4 ouncer.
...parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their
...a truckload of Americans were caught sneaking into Mexico.
...Barack Obama asked Dick Cheney to take Nancy Pelosi hunting.
...Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.
...the Mafia is laying off judges.
...Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen