I have sinned! I need forgiveness and closure

Re: I have sinned! I need forgiveness and closure

PostBy: whistlenut On: Tue Oct 13, 2009 8:24 am

That is an 'AGGRAVATED ANTI-COAL OFFENSE'! No first time warnings, do not pass GO, and head straight to 'Coal Jail'.
I am including something that happened to another young man who "Sinned". You should feel lucky all you lost were coal privileges!


'Bless me Father, for I have sinned.
I have been with a loose girl'.

The priest asks, 'Is that you, little Joey Pagano ?

'Yes, Father, it is.'

'And who was the girl you were with?'

'I can't tell you, Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation'..

"Well, Joey, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later
so you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?

'I cannot say.'

'Was it Teresa Mazzarelli?'

'I'll never tell.'

'Was it Nina Capelli?'

'I'm sorry, but I cannot name her.'

'Was it Cathy Piriano?'

'My lips are sealed.'

'Was it Rosa Di Angelo, then?'

'Please, Father, I cannot tell you.'

The priest sighs in frustration.
'You're very tight lipped, and I admire that.
But you've sinned and have to atone.
You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months.
Now you go and behave yourself.'

Joey walks back to his pew,
and his friend Franco slides over and whispers,
'What'd you get?'

'Four months vacation and five good leads ! '
whistlenut
 
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Re: I have sinned! I need forgiveness and closure

PostBy: samhill On: Tue Oct 13, 2009 7:43 pm

As long as you put 10% or more in the collection basket your sins will be forgiven my son.
samhill
 
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Re: I have sinned! I need forgiveness and closure

PostBy: 009to090 On: Tue Oct 13, 2009 8:20 pm

samhill wrote:As long as you put 10% or more in the collection basket your sins will be forgiven my son.

Tithe is paid. ;)
009to090
 
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Re: I have sinned! I need forgiveness and closure

PostBy: mikeandgerry On: Fri Oct 16, 2009 10:16 pm

Paulie wrote:Do they have winter where you installed electric? Is electric amazingly cheap in this area? Here in MA, I can not conceive of
anybody installing electric heat for anything. The cost to run it would be STUPID expensive.


I have two 5-ton and one 3-ton combo a/c and heating units on my store roof heating 5000 sq ft of concrete block building with r-38 in the ceiling and zero wall insulation.

I pray everyday that the community power rate of 5.5c per kwh continues to be renewed.
mikeandgerry
 
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