Justice in Cleveland, Ohio

Justice in Cleveland, Ohio

Cleveland, OH(AP)
A seven-year old boy was at the center of a Cuyahoga County courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulation requiring that family unity be maintained to the highest degree possible.
The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried and said that they also beat him.
After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him.
After two recesses to check legal references and confer with the child Welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the Cleveland Browns, whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone.

Good one!

Ya got me! Great joke if you are not a fan of that team.

Kevin

so, it should appeal to just about anyone from Pittsburgh.

Good One. They won last week. Not a impressive win , but a win. Man walks into a bar with his dog. Asks the bartender if ok it's if the dog stays. Bartender says , sure as long as he behaves himself. Their watching the Browns and they score a TD. The dog jumps up on the bar and does back flips from one end to the other and hops down. The bartender says , that was the coolest thing I've seen , does he do that every time the Browns score a TD. The owner says , I don't know , I've only had him 3 years.