Some MA definitions for you:
REGISTRY: A place run by the state, & paid for with your taxes, that employs "CONNECTED
" people, (relatives of politicians, crooked business associates, disbarred lawyers, etc.) where you go & stand all day because overcrowding has taken all seats, to get completely & utterly irritated, furious, and criminally insane all at the same time ............. and sometimes put a vehicle on the road.
ROTARY: A big, stupid *censored* circle of pavement, designed by some drunk Masshole, upon which converge 4 or more roads full of irrational, pissed-off, wealthy, SPEEDING, NON-YIELDING, bleeding-heart liberals trying to get nowhere in their overpriced cars before the next guy. Enter if you dare ....... exit if you can!
YELLOW LIGHT: MASH IT!!!
GREEN LIGHT: MASH IT!!!!
RED LIGHT: Quickly glance for cops, and MASH IT!!!
YIELD: Means varying things, depending on the situation & the intelligence level of the driver. While entering a highway, to most morons it means:
come to a complete stop ... especially if there's a fully loaded TT unit behind you & no traffic coming on the highway, then proceed to enter highway at 30 MPH only when cars are approaching & force them to jack their brakes on nearly causing a 15 car pileup. While entering another roadway:
to most morons, it means come to a complete stop for no reason whatsoever, then proceed at 5 mph only when traffic is approaching. For the rest of us: MASH IT!!!