Another true story, though it kind of pokes fun at an original Mainer (me).
I was out for a walk with the dog a few years ago, when a car pulled up, man and his wife in front and the back seat full of trash bags. They asked the way to the town dump. "Turn around and go back the way you came," I said. "When you get to the end of this road, turn left. Then take the first paved road to the right. Not the first ROAD, that's a dirt road, but the first paved road. After that it's the first road on the right."
They thanked me and drove off. I thought about it for a few seconds, then asked the dog, "I wonder if they know it's not open today?"