stokerscot wrote:A friend lives by you. He uses Calvin Lenig's coal. That breaker is 10 miles from you
whistlenut wrote:Brock, have you seen Stroker Stoker floating around Sunbury in the A-dust fired hot air balloon? Careful beneath the damned contraption. It uses a mongrel boiler setup...something between a hand fired and a "Has Been Fired Stoker" of his own design. About the size of a 750K stoker. Scotty calls it "My little Chubby!"
I heard it is nearly as secretive as a B-2 bomber. At 1.3 billion a copy, the B-2 and the Stroker Balloon have a great deal in common: each sucks down the fuel; each one is a cover story item; and the Stroker calls his 'Little Chubby'. which appears to be a family name for some part of his anatomy. They both are capable of leaving a path of destruction, are nukey equipped......and so on!
If you smell something like greasy popcorn, he is testing the damned bagged corn as a fuel again. Kinda like a Mickey D's 'bio-fuel backup'. Greasy and stinky...........causes a rapid departure from his fantasy world, and back to the "Stroker Stoker Easy Dumper" that follows the A-dust balloon.
whistlenut wrote:It is a joke, but someone was pulling your leg.......snotty has no friends, so don't believe him about a friend in Sunbury.
Stop over to Lenig's, they are nice folks and you can get a delivery from one of their guys. Closer usually means better pricing for local folks. I have a few names if you can't get set up easily.
Stroker Stoker usually 'dumps his fire' in the A-dust balloon before landing, so keep an eye out for a 2500 degree blob falling from the sky. You'll recognize him smoking a corn cob pipe.....upside down. As his mother always says when she greets him: