Stare at boobs for longer life: Study

Re: Stare at boobs for longer life: Study

PostBy: Blackdiamonddoug On: Sun Dec 13, 2009 8:38 am

Great new if I get caught sneeking a peak
I can tell my wife its a new exersize program that the coal forum is sponcering for longevety!!!!
Doug
Blackdiamonddoug
 
Stove/Furnace Make: axemen 260 rebuilt by Matt
Stove/Furnace Model: stoker AA 260

Re: Stare at boobs for longer life: Study

PostBy: coalkirk On: Sun Dec 13, 2009 11:01 am

Well I tried staring at some of the biggest boobs on the planet and I feel it may havee actually shortened my life.
coalkirk
 
Stoker Coal Boiler: Harman VF3000
Coal Size/Type: antrhcite/rice coal

Re: Stare at boobs for longer life: Study

PostBy: mr1precision On: Sun Dec 13, 2009 11:43 am

Coalkirk,
Looks like the biggest one is missing. Good thing huh?
Steve
mr1precision
 
Stoker Coal Boiler: Axeman-Anderson AA-130


Re: Stare at boobs for longer life: Study

PostBy: Scottscoaled On: Sun Dec 13, 2009 12:02 pm

Poconoeagle wrote:its muscle control.. for accurate appreciation of the muscles used this corageous female put her vanity aside in the name of science so from that perspactive i post this. purely a medical study.......... ;) :roll:

I keep cracking up! :lol: :lol: Just imagine going motorboating and getting two black eyes instead of getting slapped. Hahahahaha :)
Scottscoaled
 
Stoker Coal Boiler: EFM 520x4, 350, 700. Van Wert 400 x 2, 800, 1200.
Coal Size/Type: Lots of buck

Re: Stare at boobs for longer life: Study

PostBy: whistlenut On: Sun Dec 13, 2009 12:38 pm

If your name were 'Tiger', I can think of several million reasons why lookin' would have been more financially successful....he'll need to work until he's 80 like the rest of us, now! We've all heard "Just because I'm on a diet, doesn't mean I can't look at the menu". That's true also, but when you go to the 'Buffet' and sample everything on it (within a few thousand miles) Elin has every right to 'Go Nuclear'.

If you are in Vasselboro, ME, there is a new coffee shop where you can stare all day long if you like....PM Freddy for the shortcuts....he lives closer by that most of us. Exit 134 I think....check that though. Can't get thare from hearr.....

PS: I think Stoker Scott should be given the 'Nations Highest Humanitarian Honor' for dropping everything and design/building the A-Dust 'Top Solid Fuel Golf Cart', that brought a powerful 'Tiger' to his knees! I know NASA will be looking for his assistance for the new 'Mars Rover'. Scott has some new technology that will allow for excellent anthracite power in the absence of oxygen. We already know he has applied for mining rights for any galactic exploration.

He tell us in an "Aw Shucks, ain't nothin'" voice, but we are beginning to understand this man's mind! I know John Force Racing and Hendricks Motor-sports are making room for the Stroker-Stoker Motor Home in their facilities in Indy.
Watch the heat plume rise around those two shops and see what's next!!
Yes, there is a 'Stoker Girl' calender, and no blonds allowed for obvious reasons....coal juice dripping out of the bagged coal....and a blond would not be clever enough to realize that it came from the storage area, not from the bagging plants..... :hammer: bop2 :bop: :whistle: :eek2: :drool: :dancing: :wacko:
whistlenut
 
Stoker Coal Boiler: AA130's,260's, AHS130&260's,EFM900,GJ&VanWert
Hand Fed Coal Boiler: Franks Boiler,Itasca415,NYer130,Van Wert
Hot Air Coal Stoker Furnace: Yellow Flame
Hot Air Coal Stoker Stove: Alaska-4,Keystoker-2,
Hand Fed Coal Stove: Alaska,Gibraltor,Keystone,Vc Vigilant 2
Hand Fed Coal Furnace: Van Wert, NYer's, Ford,Jensen.
Coal Size/Type: Rice,Buck,Pea,Nut&Stove
Other Heating: Oil HWBB

Re: Stare at boobs for longer life: Study

PostBy: B C O 3321 On: Sun Dec 13, 2009 11:55 pm

HOLY HOOOOOOOOOOOTERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11 :love: :love: :up: :nice:
B C O 3321
 
Stove/Furnace Make: keystoker stove/vanwert 600

Re: Stare at boobs for longer life: Study

PostBy: brckwlt On: Mon Dec 14, 2009 12:24 am

Duengeon master wrote::rofl: :clap: :up: :nana: :funny: :woot: :punk: :junmp: :hammer: :out:



nice video duengeon master ... who knew she could fit all of things in her bra

good for her :clap:
brckwlt
 
Stove/Furnace Make: Axeman-Anderson
Stove/Furnace Model: Rebuilt 1953 AA-130

Re: Stare at boobs for longer life: Study

PostBy: AA130FIREMAN On: Mon Dec 14, 2009 12:28 am

After I showed this trend to my wife, she showed me hers. :eek2: SHE CAN GIVE THESE GIRLS A RUN FOR THE MONEY. And if she reads this I'll be in her good graces!!! bop2 :whip: :inlove: :nana:
AA130FIREMAN
 
Stove/Furnace Make: axeman anderson
Stove/Furnace Model: 130 anthratube

Re: Stare at boobs for longer life: Study

PostBy: 009to090 On: Mon Dec 14, 2009 1:33 am

AA130FIREMAN wrote:After I showed this trend to my wife, she showed me hers. :eek2: SHE CAN GIVE THESE GIRLS A RUN FOR THE MONEY. And if she reads this I'll be in her good graces!!! bop2 :whip: :inlove: :nana:

PICS!!! We like pics :D :D :shock: 8-)
009to090
 
Stoker Coal Boiler: EFM 520 HighBoy
Hot Air Coal Stoker Stove: DVC-500 x 2
Coal Size/Type: Anthracite Rice

Re: Stare at boobs for longer life: Study

PostBy: whistlenut On: Mon Dec 14, 2009 7:23 am

MAN! I absolutely love a sense of humor!

:band: :nice: :alone: :bop: :secret: :rofl: :dancing: :funny:

Life would suck if everyone had their 'shorts in a bunch' every day! Smile and wave...with ALL available fingers raised, smitty!

AA fireman...I've proposed a "Stoker Girl" calender.......appropriately attired of course...well almost appropriately attired.
(Tell your 'partner'...this could be your ticket to LA...and 'dreams come true day!')

If I were smart enough to be a marketing guru, I'd be signing 'Tiger's Harem' to a long term endorsement campaign.. :idea: :!: ..instead of ratings in 'Bunnies', we would use a 'handicap method'. January is a 5 stroke handicapper, Feb, 11 strokes down, March is a scratch player....and so on. (PS Stoker Scotty , NO replys to this post! We're already in trouble on the forum...for showing another side of Coal Addiction...and making jokes about it.....but'''''''' how'd you do in the Domain episode? Need a kleenex or two?....thought so....)
...with the twisted folks here, I'm afraid when even the word 'strokes' came up, it would be like the Seinfield "Master of My Domain" episode......Cramer was out first..(no surprise, huh????)...then Elaine.....George.....he just turns red in the face and pees his pants. Jerry.....the only one to stand tall.....gotta luv it!
Smitty...you have an uncanny ability to make us all laugh our asses off no matter what the topic is.......thanks buddy. (PS: good luck on the 'Snap a Batch' contest next week!)


Good thing I got some sleep last night...peaceful snowstorm.....very quiet.....or I might have added a few names to the 'Master of my Domain' episode on the coal forum........
Have a safe, warm and productive Monday! Remember to say some kind words to the 'partner'(politically correct...and I hate politics) kids, cats, dawgs, hawgs....farm animals(what's up with sheep sleepin' in the house, now.....you know who you are.....this AIN'T Vermont, Dorothy....)

The 'short bus' just went by, dammit I got to go............beeping the horn.....I'm running as fast as I can with my pants around my ankles......Nice sunrise anyway.......
whistlenut
 
Stoker Coal Boiler: AA130's,260's, AHS130&260's,EFM900,GJ&VanWert
Hand Fed Coal Boiler: Franks Boiler,Itasca415,NYer130,Van Wert
Hot Air Coal Stoker Furnace: Yellow Flame
Hot Air Coal Stoker Stove: Alaska-4,Keystoker-2,
Hand Fed Coal Stove: Alaska,Gibraltor,Keystone,Vc Vigilant 2
Hand Fed Coal Furnace: Van Wert, NYer's, Ford,Jensen.
Coal Size/Type: Rice,Buck,Pea,Nut&Stove
Other Heating: Oil HWBB

Re: Stare at boobs for longer life: Study

PostBy: AA130FIREMAN On: Mon Dec 14, 2009 9:51 am

whistlenut wrote:
AA fireman...I've proposed a "Stoker Girl" calender.......appropriately attired of course...well almost appropriately attired.
(Tell your 'partner'...this could be your ticket to LA...and 'dreams come true day!')

THIS could be arranged just sent the airplane tickets and a check made out to CASH ( no relation to JOHNNY) AND YOU WILL GET YOUR PICTURES!!! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
AA130FIREMAN
 
Stove/Furnace Make: axeman anderson
Stove/Furnace Model: 130 anthratube

Re: Stare at boobs for longer life: Study

PostBy: AA130FIREMAN On: Mon Dec 14, 2009 10:21 am

AA130FIREMAN wrote:
whistlenut wrote:
AA fireman...I've proposed a "Stoker Girl" calender.......appropriately attired of course...well almost appropriately attired.
(Tell your 'partner'...this could be your ticket to LA...and 'dreams come true day!')

THIS could be arranged just sent the airplane tickets and a check made out to CASH ( no relation to JOHNNY) AND YOU WILL GET YOUR PICTURES!!! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

HERE ARE THE HOTTEST PICTURES YOU WILL FIND ON NEPA CROSSROADS. I'LL TELL YA THESE PUPPIES WILL KEEP ME WARM THIS WINTER AND SAVE COAL. CAN'T WEIGHT TO FIRE'HER UP,AND AGAIN AND AGAIN. :inlove: :nana: :smoke:
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Re: Stare at boobs for longer life: Study

PostBy: ken On: Mon Dec 14, 2009 1:09 pm

NICE , Lucky guy , stay warm. :D
ken
 
Stove/Furnace Make: Keystoker - Rice Coal
Stove/Furnace Model: 75K - Bay Window - Direct Vent

Re: Stare at boobs for longer life: Study

PostBy: coalkirk On: Mon Dec 14, 2009 1:26 pm

Well, I think we have Ms. January. Need 11 more now. Who's next?
coalkirk
 
Stoker Coal Boiler: Harman VF3000
Coal Size/Type: antrhcite/rice coal

Re: Stare at boobs for longer life: Study

PostBy: ken On: Mon Dec 14, 2009 1:30 pm

lol , good idea. :idea:
ken
 
Stove/Furnace Make: Keystoker - Rice Coal
Stove/Furnace Model: 75K - Bay Window - Direct Vent