Stare at boobs for longer life: Study

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Stare at boobs for longer life: Study

PostBy: ErikLaurence On: Fri Dec 11, 2009 8:01 pm

A rather bizarre study carried out by German researchers suggests that staring at women's breasts is good for men's health and increases their life expectancy.

According to Dr. Karen Weatherby, a gerontologist and author of the study, gawking at women’s breasts is a healthy practice, almost at par with an intense exercise regime, that prolongs the lifespan of a man by five years.

She added, "Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well-endowed female, is roughly equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out."



http://www.themedguru.com/20091206/news ... 31320.html
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Re: Stare at boobs for longer life: Study

PostBy: tvb On: Fri Dec 11, 2009 8:04 pm

Awwww, com'on, that's got to be a story from the Onion.
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Re: Stare at boobs for longer life: Study

PostBy: gaw On: Fri Dec 11, 2009 8:05 pm

I'll start today. :eek2:
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Re: Stare at boobs for longer life: Study

PostBy: Duengeon master On: Fri Dec 11, 2009 8:06 pm

Nah, anything more than a mouthful is a waste. :woot: Give me a nice big booty but and I am happy. :drool:
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Re: Stare at boobs for longer life: Study

PostBy: Pa Dealer On: Fri Dec 11, 2009 8:08 pm

Any soft female part will do :lol:
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Re: Stare at boobs for longer life: Study

PostBy: Richard S. On: Fri Dec 11, 2009 8:10 pm

I'm going to live forever.
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Re: Stare at boobs for longer life: Study

PostBy: 009to090 On: Fri Dec 11, 2009 8:11 pm

sounds like good advice to me ;)
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Re: Stare at boobs for longer life: Study

PostBy: gaw On: Fri Dec 11, 2009 8:14 pm

I think the report leaves out an important "second step" but I can tell you my heart rate has been at 150 bps for the last five minutes and I'm starting to think there is something to this. :nana: :nana: :nana: :nana: :smoke: :smoke:
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Re: Stare at boobs for longer life: Study

PostBy: AA130FIREMAN On: Fri Dec 11, 2009 9:17 pm

I just took 5 years off my life span, my wife saw me staring at the article and picture so now I'm in the dog house. :jawdrop: :chop:
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Re: Stare at boobs for longer life: Study

PostBy: SMITTY On: Fri Dec 11, 2009 9:29 pm

:lol:
Richard stole my thunder... :D
Richard S. wrote:I'm going to live forever.
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Re: Stare at boobs for longer life: Study

PostBy: samhill On: Fri Dec 11, 2009 9:31 pm

At last! now when my wife asks just what I think I`m doing, I can simply reply medical research.
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Re: Stare at boobs for longer life: Study

PostBy: Freddy On: Fri Dec 11, 2009 9:33 pm

What? They never knew until now? I've known it all my life! I started practicing it when I turned 17 and shortly thereafter realized that unless I did something I'd run into troubles in later life so from that time forward I only celebrated birthdays on even years. At this point I tell people I'm 57 but I'm actually 97.
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Re: Stare at boobs for longer life: Study

PostBy: samler17 On: Fri Dec 11, 2009 9:36 pm

Richard S. wrote:I'm going to live forever.



I'm right there with ya! :D 8-)
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Re: Stare at boobs for longer life: Study

PostBy: gambler On: Fri Dec 11, 2009 10:24 pm

She added, "Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well-endowed female, is roughly equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out."


That's because after 10 minutes of staring, you are in the bathroom increasing your heart rate and hand strength!!
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Re: Stare at boobs for longer life: Study

PostBy: Wood'nCoal On: Fri Dec 11, 2009 11:35 pm

:D :)
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