<Insert Politically Correct Salutation Here>

<Insert Politically Correct Salutation Here>

PostBy: Richard S. On: Wed Dec 23, 2009 11:09 am

From us ("the wishor") to you ("hereinafter called the wishee") Please accept without obligation, implied or implicit, our best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, politically correct, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all

... and a financially successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2010, but with due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures or sects whose contributions to society have helped make America great, (not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country or is the only "AMERICA" in the western hemisphere), and having regard to the race, creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious faith, choice of computer platform or dietary preference of the wishee.

By accepting this greeting you are bound by these terms that-

* This greeting is subject to further clarification or withdrawal
* This greeting is freely transferable provided that no alteration shall be made to the original greeting and that the proprietary rights of the wishor are acknowledged.
* This greeting implies no promise by the wishor to actually implement any of the wishes.
* This greeting may not be enforceable in certain jurisdictions and/or the restrictions herein may not be binding upon certain wishees in certain jurisdictions and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wishor.
* This greeting is warranted to perform as reasonably may be expected within the usual application of good tidings, for a period of one year or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first.
* The wishor warrants this greeting only for the limited replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wishor
* Any references in this greeting to "the Lord", "Father Christmas", "Our Saviour", or any other festive figures, whether actual or fictitious, dead or alive, shall not imply any endorsement by or from them in respect of this greeting, and all proprietary rights in any referenced third party names and images are hereby acknowledged



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Merry Christmas :D
Richard S.
 
Stoker Coal Boiler: Van Wert VA1200
Coal Size/Type: Buckwheat/Anthracite

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PostBy: SMITTY On: Wed Dec 23, 2009 12:09 pm

Thankfully, businesses are finally showing some sack this year. Dish Network has a minute long commercial that actually wishes us a Merry Christmas! :o :lol:

Starting to show up in local paper too .... BUT ..... When it makes it back into schools, then I'll relax!
SMITTY
 
Stoker Coal Boiler: Patriot Coal - custom built by Jim Dorsey
Hand Fed Coal Stove: Harman Mark III (not currently in use)
Coal Size/Type: Rice / Blaschak anthracite
Other Heating: Oil fired Burnham boiler

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PostBy: LsFarm On: Thu Dec 24, 2009 12:53 am

Thank you!! And a very Merry Christmas and a Safe and Happy New Year to everyone.

Greg L
LsFarm
 
Stoker Coal Boiler: Axeman Anderson 260
Hand Fed Coal Boiler: Self-built 'Big Bertha' SS Boiler
Baseburners & Antiques: Keystone 11, Art Garland


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PostBy: GeorgiePorgie On: Thu Dec 24, 2009 1:39 am

It was wonderful reading, I'll have a very hard time to top it !

Thank you and have a great Merry Christmas.
GeorgiePorgie
 
Stove/Furnace Make: Alaska, Harman, Keystoker
Stove/Furnace Model: Stoker

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PostBy: topper On: Thu Dec 24, 2009 7:07 am

a great salutation that reminds us of the bs we live in - Merry Christmas All!
topper
 
Stove/Furnace Make: Hitzer
Stove/Furnace Model: 503

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PostBy: SMITTY On: Thu Dec 24, 2009 7:25 am

SMITTY wrote:Thankfully, businesses are finally showing some sack this year. Dish Network has a minute long commercial that actually wishes us a Merry Christmas! :o :lol:

Starting to show up in local paper too .... BUT ..... When it makes it back into schools, then I'll relax!

..... and MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL! 8-)
SMITTY
 
Stoker Coal Boiler: Patriot Coal - custom built by Jim Dorsey
Hand Fed Coal Stove: Harman Mark III (not currently in use)
Coal Size/Type: Rice / Blaschak anthracite
Other Heating: Oil fired Burnham boiler

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PostBy: Paulie On: Thu Dec 24, 2009 9:17 am

Yes, the salutations are a hoot. At our garden center, we sell Christmas trees, and it is fun to see the look of
relief on the customers face when we say Thank You and Merry Christmas.......straight up! It is good to be king..... ;)
Paulie
 
Stove/Furnace Make: leisure Line
Stove/Furnace Model: Pioneer

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PostBy: Poconoeagle On: Thu Dec 24, 2009 10:05 am

MERRY CHRISTMAS to all!!! thats the correct statement cause there ain't no politics involved and if there were, concidering the way of things these days, it would be politically IN-correct :D :lol:


happy holidays to the political crowd.... 8-)
Poconoeagle
 
Stove/Furnace Make: Buckwalter & Co. , EFM520
Stove/Furnace Model: No. 28 Glenwood 1880, Alaska

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PostBy: mr1precision On: Thu Dec 24, 2009 10:36 am

Thats good stuff!
Also, the term elf is not PC. The new term is "vertically challenged Holiday volunteer". :roll:
mr1precision
 
Stoker Coal Boiler: Axeman-Anderson AA-130

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PostBy: Richard S. On: Thu Dec 24, 2009 10:43 am

Richard S.
 
Stoker Coal Boiler: Van Wert VA1200
Coal Size/Type: Buckwheat/Anthracite

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PostBy: jeromemsn On: Thu Dec 24, 2009 11:16 am

Merry Christmas everyone!!!! Don't forget to have the kids put out the food for the Reindeer and the cookies and milk for Santa. Of course I have already set up my tree stand and will be ready for them Reindeer, hehehehehe.
jeromemsn
 
Hot Air Coal Stoker Furnace: Keystoker 90 dvc
Hand Fed Coal Stove: Harman elite fireplace insert

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PostBy: mkline On: Thu Dec 24, 2009 3:23 pm

Merry Christmas everyone! Be safe and watch out for the icy mix that you may get.

Stay warm,
Mike
mkline
 
Hand Fed Coal Stove: Alaska Kodiak x 2...Old and New
Coal Size/Type: Nut and Stove/Anthracite

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PostBy: mikeandgerry On: Thu Dec 24, 2009 4:27 pm

Merry Christmas all!

For unto you is born this day in the city of David a Saviour, which is Christ the Lord.

And this shall be a sign unto you; Ye shall find the babe wrapped in swaddling clothes, lying in a manger.

And suddenly there was with the angel a multitude of the heavenly host praising God, and saying,

Glory to God in the highest, and on earth peace, good will toward men.



--KJV, Luke 2:11-14
mikeandgerry
 
Stoker Coal Boiler: Axeman-Anderson Anthratube 130-M

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PostBy: Lola Coalfire On: Thu Dec 24, 2009 6:06 pm

May each and every coal-burning device shed it's golden glow upon the fine folks in this forum who tend them. And may the Blue Ladies bestow peace and joy on each houshold this Christmas Eve.
Merry Christmas!
Lola
Lola Coalfire
 
Stove/Furnace Make: Alaska
Stove/Furnace Model: Kodiak

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PostBy: BillMarti On: Thu Dec 24, 2009 6:49 pm

Remember it's "Happy birthday to our Lord and Savior" and to the rest have a safe a joyful celebration Merry Christmas to all.

From Bill S.
BillMarti
 
Stoker Coal Boiler: EFM 520
Coal Size/Type: Rice
Stove/Furnace Make: EFM 520, 1980
Stove/Furnace Model: 520