First Energy

No problem sweetheart. I would have cooked you up a cold glass of water and a hard days work but I was afraid it would kill you. Did you swing by the welfare office to see if we can get on the dole? 99 weeks of unemployment and free Obama dollars. Can we build a fire tonight honey,snuggle up in a blanket and tell complain about the rich stories!!! I luv to hear you whine about the haves and the have nots.

Oh Luv Bumps..! Muffin,you know I couldn't get to the welfare office for us today. I thought you were going to take care of it after getting the free goverment cheese and exterior paint for our Consul Company House. I know your frustrated about your big boat being laid up,but soon you'll be chugging our American Coal to Communist Mainland China to build up their Reserves. We've got to feather our own nest,you know,dear. Never mind those mean-spirited stories about Big Business selling scrap metal to Japan right before WW2. I'm sure there was no way they knew it would be turned into bombs and be rained down on all our Brave Servicemen and Women. The Chinese would never do that to us. When you get back home from the Company Doctor,maybe we can watch "Cabin Boy" together. Oh,Uncle Tony Pockets called and said to keep up the good work,Muffin !