How about a joke thread?

Re: How about a joke thread?

PostBy: ken On: Thu Dec 31, 2009 11:21 pm

:D :D Whats odds seeing one , let alone two?
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Re: How about a joke thread?

PostBy: Poconoeagle On: Fri Jan 01, 2010 1:11 pm

THE POWER OF COSMETICS
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Re: How about a joke thread?

PostBy: coaledsweat On: Fri Jan 01, 2010 8:33 pm

Is the polar moose on the endangered species list?
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Re: How about a joke thread?

PostBy: kozel On: Mon Jan 04, 2010 10:36 am





If the bird of love is a Dove, what is the bird of True Love?









The Swallow!



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Re: How about a joke thread?

PostBy: coalkirk On: Thu Jan 07, 2010 7:45 am

What do you call 53 men sitting at home watching the NFL playoffs? The Steelers! :lol: :oops:
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Re: How about a joke thread?

PostBy: ken On: Sat Jan 09, 2010 2:42 pm

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Re: How about a joke thread?

PostBy: ken On: Sat Jan 09, 2010 2:54 pm

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Re: How about a joke thread?

PostBy: ken On: Sun Jan 10, 2010 2:29 pm

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Re: How about a joke thread?

PostBy: Poconoeagle On: Sun Jan 10, 2010 9:41 pm

This walk-in refrigerator at The White House is huge!
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Re: How about a joke thread?

PostBy: Lola Coalfire On: Sun Jan 10, 2010 9:44 pm

Tsk, tsk.
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Re: How about a joke thread?

PostBy: ken On: Tue Jan 12, 2010 11:39 pm

:D :D :D
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Re: How about a joke thread?

PostBy: valley trash On: Thu Jan 14, 2010 8:05 am

Im sure none of us here really know what hes saying, so to put your questions to bed here it is. The lyrics to Yellow Ledbetter!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xO_N-YHQlY
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Re: How about a joke thread?

PostBy: ken On: Thu Jan 14, 2010 4:17 pm

I just love this one. :D
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Re: How about a joke thread?

PostBy: Sting On: Fri Jan 15, 2010 5:12 pm

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Re: How about a joke thread?

PostBy: VigIIPeaBurner On: Wed Jan 20, 2010 5:28 pm

Four guys have been going to the same deer camp for many years.

Two days before the group is to leave, Frank's wife puts her foot down and tells him he isn't going.

Frank's friends are very upset that he can't go, but what can they do.

Two days later the three get to the camping site only to find Frank sitting there with a tent set up, firewood gathered, and dinner cooking on the fire.

"Damn man, how long you been here, and how did you talk your wife into letting you go?"

"Well, I've been here since yesterday. Yesterday evening, I was sitting in my chair and my wife came up behind me and put her hands over my eyes and said, 'Guess who?'"

I pulled her hands off, and she was wearing a brand new see through nightie.

She took my hand and pulled me to our bedroom. The room had candles and rose petals all over.

On the bed she had handcuffs, and ropes!

She told me to tie and cuff her to the bed, and I did.

And then she said, "Do whatever you want."



"So, Here I am!!!!"

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