There I was sitting at the bar staring at my drink when a large,
trouble-making lout steps up next to me, grabs my drink and gulps it down in one swig.
Well, whatcha' gonna do 'bout it?" he says, menacingly, as I burst into tears.
"Come on, man," the biker says, "I didn't think you'd CRY. I can`t stand to see a man crying."
"This is the worst day of my life," I say. "I'm a complete failure. I was late to a meeting and my boss fired me.
When I went to the parking lot, I found my car had been stolen and I don't have any insurance.
I left my wallet in the taxi I took home.
I found my old lady in bed with the gardener and then my dog bit me."
"So, I came to this bar to work up the courage to put an end to it all.
I buy a drink, I drop a capsule in and sit here watching the arsenic dissolve.
Then, some jerk shows up and drinks the whole thing!
But enough about me, how's your day going?"