Three men and a Genie
Three men - a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden and a
Marine are all walking together one day. They come
across a lantern ....
And a Genie pops out of it. 'I will give each of you
one wish, which is three wishes in total', says the Genie.
The Canadian says, 'I am a farmer and my son will also
farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in
POOF! With th e blink of the Genie's eye, the land in
Canada was forever fertile for farming.
Osama was amazed, so he said, 'I want a wall around
Afghanistan , Pakistan, Iraq and Iran so that no infidels,
Americans or Canadians can come in our precious land.'
POOF! Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye,
there was a huge wall around those countries.
The Marine says, 'I am very curious. Please tell me
more about this wall.' The Genie explains,
'Well, it's about 5,000 feet high, 500 feet thick and completely
surrounds those countries. Nothing can get in or out;
it's virtually impenetrable.'
The Marine sits down, cracks a beer, smiles, and says,
'Fill it with water.'