How about a joke thread?

ken · By: **ken** On: Wed Aug 13, 2008 9:09 pm

next , the brave men and women of the Navy. this is the USN New York , made from steel from the WTC. guess there not to busy. :shock:

ken · By: **ken** On: Wed Aug 13, 2008 9:20 pm

last , the bravest men and women in the world , United States Marines and the United States Army.

ken · By: **ken** On: Wed Aug 13, 2008 9:26 pm

few more , them dan garbage terriosts learn fast.

tsb · By: **tsb** On: Fri Aug 15, 2008 6:36 pm

Eight years ago we elected a President that was an oil man.
Since then the price of oil has gone through the roof.
Let's hope we never elect a Pimp.

Lumberjack · By: **Lumberjack** On: Fri Aug 15, 2008 11:41 pm

Too late, Clinton was already in office

Ed.A · By: **Ed.A** On: Sat Aug 16, 2008 10:54 pm

Too late, Clinton was already in office

Yep, and 3000 died for a inept President who was more interested in dropping a (ahem...a load down a 23yr olds throat ) but that's ok, perjury is not a crime if your a Liberal :roll:

Scottscoaled · By: **Scottscoaled** On: Sat Aug 16, 2008 11:33 pm

Let's rename this thread the bitch thread.

coalkirk · By: **coalkirk** On: Mon Aug 25, 2008 8:41 pm

What do Obama and Osama have in common? They both have good buddies that tried to blow up the Pentagon. :lol:

LsFarm · By: **LsFarm** On: Wed Aug 27, 2008 8:38 pm

Awesome Senior Moment

Here's a quote from a government employee who
witnessed a recent interaction between an elderly
woman and an antiwarprotester in a Metro station in DC.

There were protesters on the train platform handing out
pamphlets on the evils of America.
I politely declined to take one.

An elderly woman was behind me getting off the
escalator and a young (20-ish) female protester offered
her a pamphlet, which she politely declined.

The young protester put her hand on the old woman's
shoulder as a gesture of friendship and in a very soft
voice said, 'Lady, don't you care about the children of Iraq?'

The old woman looked up at her and said, 'Honey, my
father died in France during World War II, I lost my
husband in Korea, and a son in Vietnam.

All three died so you could have the right to stand
here and bad mouth our country.

If you touch me again, I'll stick this umbrella up your
ass and open it.'

spc · By: **spc** On: Sat Sep 06, 2008 4:11 pm

Dick Koolaid for President. :lol:

http://www.inews3.com/topstory.php?id=4 ... 6f6c616964

Have some fun with friend & family & put any name.

http://www.inews3.com/

billw · By: **billw** On: Sat Sep 06, 2008 5:00 pm

A CNN journalist heard about a very old Jewish man who had been going
to the Western Wall to pray, twice a day, every day, for a long, long time.

So she went to check it out.

She went to the Western Wall and there he was, walking slowly up to the holy
site.

She watched him pray for 45 minutes. When he turned to leave,
using a cane and moving very slowly, she approached him for an interview.

'Pardon me, sir, I'm Rebecca Smith from CNN. What's your name?'

'Morris Fishbien,' he replied.

'Sir, how long have you been coming to the Western Wall to pray?'
'For about 60years.'

'60 years! That's amazing! What do you pray for?'

'I pray for peace between Christians, Jews and Muslims.

I pray for all the wars to stop.

I pray for all our children to grow up
safely as responsible adults, and to love their fellow man.'

'How do you feel after doing this for 60 years?'

'Like I'm talking to a friggin wall'

Devil505 · By: **Devil505** On: Wed Sep 17, 2008 8:40 am

Man-O-Meter

Wood'nCoal · By: **Wood'nCoal** On: Wed Sep 17, 2008 10:30 pm

Actual Questions and Answers
from an AARP Retired Persons Forum:

Q: Where can men over the age of 60 find younger, sexy women who are interested in them?
A: Try a bookstore ... .. under Fiction.

Q: What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause?
A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement. When you are done you will have a place to live.

Q: Someone has told me that menopause is mentioned in the Bible. Is that true? Where can it be found?
A: Yes. Matthew 14:92: 'And Mary rode Joseph's ass all the way to Egypt.'

Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 60+ year old husband?
A: Tell him you're pregnant.

Q: What can I do for these crow's feet and all those wrinkles on my face?
A: Go braless. It will usually pull them out.

Q: Why should 60+ year old people use valet parking?
A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.

Q: Is it common for 60+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
A: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.

Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.

Q: Where should 60+ year olds look for eye glasses?
A: On their foreheads.

Q: What is the most common remark made by 60+ year olds when they enter antique stores?
A: 'Gosh, I remember these!"

Mike Wilson · By: **Mike Wilson** On: Wed Sep 17, 2008 11:40 pm

St. Peter is at the Pearly Gates checking up on the people waiting to
enter Heaven.. He asks the next one in line, 'So, who are you, and what
did you do on Earth?'

The fellow says, 'I'm Barrack Obama, and I was the first black man to be
sworn in as President of the United States.'

St. Peter says, 'The U.S.? A black President? You gotta be kidding me!
When did this happen?'

Obama says, 'About twenty minutes ago.'

:out:

BugsyR · By: **BugsyR** On: Thu Sep 18, 2008 7:29 am

ken wrote:next , the brave men and women of the Navy. this is the USN New York , made from steel from the WTC. guess there not to busy.

Sorry but this is not a picture of the USS New York.

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