Are we now New YorkDUH

We called our Bd. of Election here in Cortland Co. this AM to find the results of two local positions--I was running for Town Board again & the Town Justice who had no competition---anyway,the Bd of Elections told us that due to a court order--the ballets/votes are locked & won't be able to do a final count until Fri---what the hell is that about---didn't FloriDUH screw up the 2008 presidential election cause they're a bunch of idiots--I hoped for better from NY--but here we are

Perhaps Smitty called your Board of Elections and made them aware that you burn Coal. Your now under investigation for using Common Sense,a basic no-no in the world of Politics and Public Service. Let me know how this all puddles in for you. You'll probably be impounded at the local constabulatory about an hour after reading this. If push comes to shove,we'll bail you out using a Coal Chubby as Bail/Bond Collataral.....Your worth it,Big-Boy !

I shoulda known Smitty was in this somewhere I'll keep in touch concerning that chubby bail offer if I can't keep this whole thing under control in my own quiet way---

We are under surveillance on the coal forum! They're on to your coal burning! Once obama found out he became infuriated & sent his agents down for a "recount".

The chad hangeth,and the chad taketh away