You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch: Corrupt a Wish Foundation

Re: You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch: Corrupt a Wish Foundation

PostBy: wlape3 On: Fri Dec 10, 2010 2:22 pm

Granted! Your house burns down while the hot coal makes it's way to the center of the earth. The good news is they name the resulting volcano after you.

I wish women thought like men.
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Re: You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch: Corrupt a Wish Foundation

PostBy: mozz On: Fri Dec 10, 2010 5:17 pm

Granted, too bad your garage is now full of broken hair dryers, curling irons, toasters and vacuum cleaners(that will get fixed one day).
I wish i knew why my chickens aren't laying eggs in this cold weather.
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Re: You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch: Corrupt a Wish Foundation

PostBy: AA130FIREMAN On: Fri Dec 10, 2010 5:27 pm

Granted !!! You are now a chicken gynecologest :lol: I wish I could fly.
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Re: You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch: Corrupt a Wish Foundation

PostBy: Dann757 On: Fri Dec 10, 2010 6:12 pm

Granted! But you don't know how to land and freeze and suffocate at 100,000 feet altitude! I wish we would nuke Caracas, Teheran, and Islamabad.
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Re: You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch: Corrupt a Wish Foundation

PostBy: rberq On: Fri Dec 10, 2010 8:59 pm

Granted. But your long-lost cousin was there and left you a million dollars but his will and the bank records were incinerated.

I wish I had a slave to bring in the coal for me.
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Re: You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch: Corrupt a Wish Foundation

PostBy: baxterman On: Fri Dec 10, 2010 10:38 pm

Granted: your wife is pregnant with quintuplets. I wish I knew why the chicken crossed the road?
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Re: You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch: Corrupt a Wish Foundation

PostBy: Duengeon master On: Fri Dec 10, 2010 10:46 pm

Granted, to get to the other side for the free beer! I wish I knew how to figure out women?
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Re: You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch: Corrupt a Wish Foundation

PostBy: AA130FIREMAN On: Sat Dec 11, 2010 12:02 am

There are some things even God himself can't figure out :o But still granted !!! You will be in need of a box of tampons, it's your time of the month!!! I'm going to bed, I wish I get a good night's sleep. :idea:
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Re: You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch: Corrupt a Wish Foundation

PostBy: sterling40man On: Sat Dec 11, 2010 7:21 am

Granted! But, you slept too long and you're now 88 years old. Even Viagra doesn't work on you! :lol:

I wish the Patriots could win this year's Superbowl!!! :dancing:
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Re: You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch: Corrupt a Wish Foundation

PostBy: Freddy On: Sat Dec 11, 2010 9:47 am

sterling40man wrote:I wish the Patriots could win this year's Superbowl!!!


Granted...but they weren't IN the game......they won the bet they made on the game!

I wish my Axeman Anderson would empty it's own ashes.
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Re: You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch: Corrupt a Wish Foundation

PostBy: rberq On: Sat Dec 11, 2010 10:18 am

Freddy wrote:I wish my Axeman Anderson would empty it's own ashes.

Granted. Your living room is now full to the ceiling with ash.
I wish my three pendulum clocks would all ring at the same time more than once.
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Re: You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch: Corrupt a Wish Foundation

PostBy: Dann757 On: Sat Dec 11, 2010 10:22 am

Granted! But your pendulums set up a resonance effect a la Tesla, and your house shifted off its foundation! I wish I could eat a whole pizza like I used to.
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Re: You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch: Corrupt a Wish Foundation

PostBy: AA130FIREMAN On: Sun Dec 12, 2010 11:32 pm

Granted! You are not getting any younger, the pizza's are just gettin' smaller. I wish I had X-ray vision 8-)
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Re: You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch: Corrupt a Wish Foundation

PostBy: Sting On: Mon Dec 13, 2010 1:22 am

Granted -- how is that new condo in Chornobyl working out for you :?:


(Chornobyl is an abandoned city in northern Ukraine)


I wish I had a new fork truck to move all these gosh darn pellets because I blew my mast seal out Saturday.
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Re: You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch: Corrupt a Wish Foundation

PostBy: rberq On: Mon Dec 13, 2010 7:18 pm

Granted. But its name is Christine, and Stephen King will write another book about it.
I wish my TV was bigger.
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