You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch: Corrupt a Wish Foundation

Re: You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch: Corrupt a Wish Foundation

PostBy: wlape3 On: Mon Dec 13, 2010 11:41 pm

Granted! You now have a 1950's era monstrosity with a postage stamp screen.

I wish I could write a hit song.
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Re: You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch: Corrupt a Wish Foundation

PostBy: Scottscoaled On: Mon Dec 13, 2010 11:54 pm

Granted, but your song is flat because you were hit by the steamroller.

I wish I was 20 years younger
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Re: You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch: Corrupt a Wish Foundation

PostBy: SMITTY On: Mon Dec 13, 2010 11:59 pm

Granted! Now you have herpes! :shock:

I wish I was a trillionaire ...
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Re: You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch: Corrupt a Wish Foundation

PostBy: titleist1 On: Tue Dec 14, 2010 12:25 am

Granted, you are now George Soros! :shock:

I wish I was in the shape I was in 20 years ago!
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Re: You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch: Corrupt a Wish Foundation

PostBy: mozz On: Tue Dec 14, 2010 7:59 pm

Granted, you are now more powerful than a locomotive. On the down side, most shapes were already spoken for and the only one left was the Pillsbury Doughboy.
I wish i knew what happened to my Captain and Tenille 8-track collection.
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Re: You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch: Corrupt a Wish Foundation

PostBy: rberq On: Tue Dec 14, 2010 8:28 pm

Granted. Your wife is hiding them in case she ever needs evidence of your mental instability.
I wish I could sing like Pavarotti and play the piano like Rubinstein.
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Re: You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch: Corrupt a Wish Foundation

PostBy: charlie On: Wed Dec 15, 2010 8:25 pm

Granted. But you are also blind like Bocelli and look so much scarier than Frankenstein that no one ever comes to hear you sing or play... not that you'd see that.

I wish I had someone to do my laundry.
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Re: You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch: Corrupt a Wish Foundation

PostBy: rberq On: Wed Dec 15, 2010 8:37 pm

Granted. Mother Theresa will wash it in the Ganges, and you will get typhoid and cowpox from it.

I wish I had a Mercedes Benz sports car.
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Re: You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch: Corrupt a Wish Foundation

PostBy: Richard S. On: Wed Dec 15, 2010 8:57 pm

Granted, make room on your dresser for your new matchbox.

I wish Metallica would play at my Birthday party.
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Re: You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch: Corrupt a Wish Foundation

PostBy: Duengeon master On: Thu Dec 16, 2010 7:03 am

Granted, :punk: the party gets out of hand and your new house burns to the ground and your neighbors chase you out of town with pitchforks.

i wish they catch the thief that stole a car from my truck last weekend.
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Re: You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch: Corrupt a Wish Foundation

PostBy: Dann757 On: Thu Dec 16, 2010 7:46 am

( Watch the houseburning jokes...)

Granted! The thief is caught and jailed. Unfortunately it was an alien that wanted to duplicate our technology so he could give you your own planet!

I wish I could pick a penny stock that jumps 100,000% overnight.
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Re: You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch: Corrupt a Wish Foundation

PostBy: rberq On: Thu Dec 16, 2010 7:01 pm

Granted. You picked right but you waited an extra day before buying.

I wish I had a bazooka on my car roof to blast 18-wheelers that cause whiteouts in snowstorms.
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Re: You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch: Corrupt a Wish Foundation

PostBy: Sting On: Fri Dec 17, 2010 12:49 am

Granted

YOUR FIRST SHOT, punctured a full load of fertilizer grade anhydrous ammonia - and you just got to watch your skin melt off- and feel your lungs burn out of your chest :sick:

I wish I had more patience for the impatient!
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Re: You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch: Corrupt a Wish Foundation

PostBy: Dann757 On: Fri Dec 17, 2010 10:11 am

Granted! You've just been turned into a stone statue of the buddha in downtown Taipei.
I wish I had a new F-250.
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Re: You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch: Corrupt a Wish Foundation

PostBy: SMITTY On: Fri Dec 17, 2010 10:18 am

Granted! Now you have a lemon that makes the Jimmy the most reliable vehicle ever built! :o :P

I wish I had a dollar for every *censored* in the statehouse ....... weekly.
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