You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch: Corrupt a Wish Foundation

Granted. It will stop leaking as soon as it's empty.

I wish I had a different cutie for the night with the wife's approval.

Granted. She will be asleep and won't even notice, she needs the rest because of the guy she's been seeing days.

I wish the bank would make a big mistake in my favor.

Granted, now everyone's bank fees are charged to your account and we thank you for the favor.
I wish the bank never figures out their big mistake.

Granted,
They never did because Obama gave all private money to the UN on Christmas Eve.

I wish my buddy's 23 yr. old hot petite brunette stripper friend had a crush on me and not him.

Dann757 wrote:I wish my buddy's 23 yr. old hot petite brunette stripper friend had a crush on me and not him.

Good luck with that.

C'mon don't rub it in. I know I'm an old man. And the kicker is that my buddy has no interest in Emily. Did I say stripper? I meant dancer.

Trust me

I understand

Enough said

lets see ------- hummmm OK back on the path to destruction.

She took a fancy to you with no effort - and you gave her everything - and for your infatuation, you got a little rub and a peck on the cheek = plus your bank account cleared and your cards maxed out. Aint life's little pleasures grand.

I wish .... I wish ..... I wish, I had another wish that didn't involve the end of the world.

HAHAHA granted, the end of the world wish is transferred to me, but I get the credit for saving western civilization.

I wish a gamma ray burst from a far off galaxy would would ummm ,,, eliminate the humans of the eastern hemisphere.

Granted,O'DannMeister of The Christmas ! However,just one small technical Glitch has occurred. The Wishmaster seems to be hard of hearing,and the Eastern Hemisphere has been hit by an extreme Grandma Ray Blast! Right now,your pals Ivan,Yago and Izsmash are scrambling for Depends Undergarments,many hearing aids and they all are smelling like mothballs! Nice job,Santa757 ! Sting also was correct about the "Exotic Dancer". You're better of with us here at the 'Ol Coalboard........Now,I wish Peace on Earth,Goodwill toward Our Troops for Christmas !

I can't grant that wish, but I can 2nd it.

Granted! Our troops receive honor and support from grateful Americans at home plus good will from the peoples of all other nations! And everyone hostile toward our troops are all of a sudden covered in peas to make them easier to shoot!

I wish someone would bake homemade cinnamon rolls for me on Christmas morning.

Granted ! You do have to travel to Freddy's Coffee Hut to participate in person !
I wish I could personally solve everyone's troubles

Done, but at the expense of YOUR credit rating. Oh wait a minute, Obama tried that and now our kids are going to have to pay for that.

I wish for three le____s without getting into trouble.

Granted! But you've been turned into a fourth le____s first.

I wish Hef would get me a date.

Dann757 wrote:
I wish Hef would get me a date.

GRANTED, Hef get's you a blind date with a black and white heffer from down on the farm, with the biggest set of udders you will ever know. I wish all the gold in california was in my back yard.