You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch: Corrupt a Wish Foundation

Stolen from another site.

The rules are simple. Grant the previous wish, but turn it around, making the wish really bad . (Make sure to "refresh" the page before posting, to make sure you're replying to the latest one)


Here's an example:

Wish: I wish I had some peace and quiet.

Reply: Granted. You are now in solitary confinement.


I'll start....

Wish: I wish for three more tons of coal.

You rear ended a dump truck, totaled your car, the gate popped open & you were buried under an estimated three tons of coal.



I wish I could type.

Moving this to the games forum.

beemerboy wrote: (Make sure to "refresh" the page before posting, to make sure you're replying to the latest one)
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You actually don't have to do that. New replies show up if someone posts before you and you'll get the option to edit or submit.

Granted ! You are now Blood TYPE AB - Good luck,my friend !
I wish I could be smarter !

Granted ! You are the oldest 1st. grader in the class. I wish I had a pecker that drags on the floor !!!

Granted, that steamroller did come pretty close huh?
I wish i knew what really was in this Chinese food.

Granted, now you know why there are no stray cats or dogs in the neighborhood.

I wish I would hit the lottery...

Granted, you are serving life for failure to pay your taxes. I wish Obama would win the next presidential election

Granted! And as the President of the Kenyan Goat Association, his constituents will undoubtedly flourish.

I wish I had a new pick up truck.

Granted, a car hauler full of new 2011 Ford trucks just drove through your living room . I wish I had a paper airplane!

Granted ! You now operate an Air Mail delivery service.
I wish I owned the complete "Little Rascals" episodes

Granted ! Spanky , Alphalfia and the gang move in with you at the old folks home. I wish I could grow some hair on my bald head

Granted! But it didn't stop growing. You are now in the burn unit at your local hospital with 80 degree burns on your entire body because you got drunk with your buddies and got to close to the campfire.

I wish the Fox series "24" was still on TV.

sterling40man wrote:
I wish the Fox series "24" was still on TV.

Granted: but you are now Jack's target.

I wish for a new flat screen television.

Granted ! Your TV was run over the steam roller after it got me I wish I had a lump of PEA COAL that would burn FOREVER !!!