Need Some " Old Time Sayings "

Cap · Post by **Cap** » Sun. Jan. 30, 2011 10:05 pm

I worked for years with a guy from Butler, PA. he had a few.

It was always *pop*. We know it as soda.
There was no such thing as a rubber band. It was called a gumband.
And if I showed up late to the jobsite. " Did you poop the bed?" But he used the censored word!

Short Bus · Post by **Short Bus** » Mon. Jan. 31, 2011 12:35 am

Boy I taught you everything I know, and you still don't know anything.
I see said the blind man as he picked up his hammer and saw.
He and I went to different schools together.
Nervous as a long taled cat in a room full of rocking chairs.

mikeandgerry · Post by **mikeandgerry** » Thu. Feb. 03, 2011 2:50 pm

A bit off subject, but what the hey.....a few quotes:

"I yam what I yam and that's all that I yam" -- Popeye, the sailor man (a great American)

"What's up, doc?" -- Bugs Bunny (another great American)

"Arriba, arriba, andele, andele" --Speedy Gonzales (a great American illegal immigrant)

"Sufferin' succotash" -- Sylvester, the cat

"I tink I taw a puty tat" -- Tweety, the bird

"Hi yo, silver, away!" -- The Lone Ranger

"I'll be baack"; " Hasta la vista, baby" - The Terminator

Nevercold · Post by **Nevercold** » Thu. Feb. 03, 2011 10:46 pm

You can't teach a stupid dog any tricks..........

theo · Post by **theo** » Fri. Feb. 04, 2011 5:55 am

One light attracts many moths

g350h · Post by **g350h** » Sat. Feb. 05, 2011 4:55 pm

i'll hit u with so many rights, you'll think your in history class.

lsayre · Post by **lsayre** » Sat. Feb. 05, 2011 5:03 pm

A saying for racing fans: "I'm so far behind that I thought I was in the lead."

McGiever · Post by **McGiever** » Sun. Feb. 06, 2011 12:56 am

She's been married so many times she has rice marks on her face.

Even a blind hog will find an acorn now and again.

He's tighter than two coats of paint.

Once you are pickled...you can never be a cucumber again.

I'll hit you so hard, when you come to, your clothes will be out of style.

You can lead a horse to water. but...you can not make him drink.

And one of my favorites...The early bird gets the worm...but, it's the second mouse that gets the cheese.

Poconoeagle · Post by **Poconoeagle** » Mon. Feb. 07, 2011 12:51 pm

the king of old time sayings..... foghorn!

Sting · Post by **Sting** » Mon. Feb. 07, 2011 1:18 pm

Now that's Quality content

theo · Post by **theo** » Mon. Feb. 07, 2011 3:36 pm

Good One Poconoeagle!!

Jesus · Post by **Jesus** » Sat. Aug. 20, 2011 5:50 pm

If you wouldn't eat it, don't f#@k it!

AA130FIREMAN · Post by **AA130FIREMAN** » Sat. Aug. 20, 2011 6:35 pm

One person say's, I hope it doesn't rain sunday, I'm going to a picnic, another says I hope it don't rain saturday, they are doing wash. My cousins grandmother would say ( if it rained when it suited everyone, we'd never get any )

Post by **Rob R.** » Sat. Aug. 20, 2011 8:04 pm

You can have it good, cheap, or fast...pick two.

theo · Post by **theo** » Sat. Aug. 20, 2011 9:00 pm

If it's true, The old saying you are what you eat,,,, I'am fast,cheap and easy!