Need Some " Old Time Sayings "

michaelanthony · Post by **michaelanthony** » Tue. Sep. 01, 2015 11:11 pm

"Can't swing a dead cat in there without hitting an idiot"

michaelanthony · Post by **michaelanthony** » Tue. Sep. 01, 2015 11:14 pm

never yell through a screen...you'll strain your voice
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michaelanthony · Post by **michaelanthony** » Tue. Sep. 01, 2015 11:53 pm

If I said you had a nice body would you hold it against me?

michaelanthony · Post by **michaelanthony** » Tue. Sep. 01, 2015 11:54 pm

Is that sweater wool or could it be felt?

coalder · Post by **coalder** » Wed. Sep. 02, 2015 7:24 am

Never get into a pissin match with a skunk.

Sunny Boy · Post by **Sunny Boy** » Wed. Sep. 02, 2015 7:50 am

"Why is it that people who never have time to do a job right the first time,.... always find time to do it over ?"

Pal

coalfan · Post by **coalfan** » Wed. Sep. 02, 2015 7:54 am

grandpah always say don't piss down my back n tell me its rainin !!!!

michaelanthony · Post by **michaelanthony** » Wed. Sep. 02, 2015 8:02 am

"I only drink when I'm alone or with someone."

windyhill4.2 · Post by **windyhill4.2** » Wed. Sep. 02, 2015 8:14 am

I cannot tell what flavor ice cream is by sitting on it,therefore I am not a "smartass"

jimg · Post by **jimg** » Wed. Sep. 02, 2015 8:44 am

The fur flies where the shot hits.

michaelanthony · Post by **michaelanthony** » Wed. Sep. 02, 2015 9:04 am

said to a woman..."Why would a woman with such pretty blonde hair dye her roots brown?"

michaelanthony · Post by **michaelanthony** » Wed. Sep. 02, 2015 9:12 am

When working in close quarters I like to say..."pardon me are you in my way?"

coalder · Post by **coalder** » Wed. Sep. 02, 2015 9:49 am

Everybody wants to go to HEAVEN, but nobody wants to die to get there.

michaelanthony · Post by **michaelanthony** » Wed. Sep. 02, 2015 9:59 am

My parents would say to us kids..."DON'T MAKE ME COME UP THERE!"

Logs · Post by **Logs** » Wed. Sep. 02, 2015 10:22 am

Wish in one hand, sh/ t in the other
See which one gets filled first