Need Some " Old Time Sayings "

windyhill4.2 · Post by **windyhill4.2** » Wed. Sep. 02, 2015 1:11 pm

From an experienced truck driver, I've backed more miles than you will ever drive forward.

windyhill4.2 · Post by **windyhill4.2** » Wed. Sep. 02, 2015 1:19 pm

charge it to the dust & let the rain settle it... you are about as worthless as a fart in a hail storm....I accomplished so little today,it was like pissing in a pond to raise the water level...bird-brained idiot........

windyhill4.2 · Post by **windyhill4.2** » Wed. Sep. 02, 2015 1:28 pm

raining pitchforks & hammer handles......raining cats & dogs....I've forgotten more than you will ever learn...hotter than the top of a hay mowl on a hot summer day....

Logs · Post by **Logs** » Wed. Sep. 02, 2015 1:31 pm

If the rain keeps up , it won't come down

Logs · Post by **Logs** » Wed. Sep. 02, 2015 1:33 pm

When pap saw a girl with real tight jeans he would say " ten pounds of sh/t in a five pound sack"

Logs · Post by **Logs** » Wed. Sep. 02, 2015 1:35 pm

I want this, I want that, those in hell want ice water

theo · Post by **theo** » Wed. Sep. 02, 2015 1:43 pm

When something was getting scarce and hard to find my Dad would always say,,,, Getting more scarce then hens teeth

Miss Him

theo · Post by **theo** » Wed. Sep. 02, 2015 1:43 pm

When something was getting scarce and hard to find my Dad would always say,,,, Getting more scarce then hens teeth

Miss Him

michaelanthony · Post by **michaelanthony** » Wed. Sep. 02, 2015 2:18 pm

...and my gramps would say, "you always find a lost item the last place you look."

Logs · Post by **Logs** » Wed. Sep. 02, 2015 6:48 pm

Save the trees , wipe your butt with an owl

Logs · Post by **Logs** » Thu. Sep. 03, 2015 11:33 pm

An apple doesn't fall too far from the tree

Sunny Boy · Post by **Sunny Boy** » Fri. Sep. 04, 2015 4:07 pm

Being close only counts in horse shoes and hand grenades.

Paul

Sunny Boy · Post by **Sunny Boy** » Fri. Sep. 04, 2015 4:10 pm

The proof of the pudding is in the eating.

Paul

Sunny Boy · Post by **Sunny Boy** » Fri. Sep. 04, 2015 4:12 pm

When you visit friends, come knocking with your elbows.

( It means don't show up empty handed)

Paul

theo · Post by **theo** » Fri. Sep. 04, 2015 4:41 pm

Sunny Boy wrote:When you visit friends, come knocking with your elbows.

( It means don't show up empty handed)

Paul