Need Some " Old Time Sayings "
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he's lower than whale sh*t
I worked in an electronics factory in high school. If we mentioned having gone on a date, there was a guy there that would say, "Didja get yer dauber wet?"
I was gonna use "lower than a snakes belly in a wagn rut"- too late
How about "He's a legend in his own mind".
"I feel like I been shot and missed and *censored* at and hit."
"Dumber than a bag of axe handles."
A couple thousand more:
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I was gonna use "lower than a snakes belly in a wagn rut"- too late
How about "He's a legend in his own mind".
"I feel like I been shot and missed and *censored* at and hit."
"Dumber than a bag of axe handles."
A couple thousand more:
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http://www.wiseoldsayings.com/
- AA130FIREMAN
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Church aint over till the fat lady sings. Don't put all your egg coal in the same bin or is it basket ?
- Uglysquirrel
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Smart like your father, you big dope...
- AA130FIREMAN
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To quote my father in law " Shove a bone up my a*s and let the dogs carry me away". Don't let the door knob hit you in the a*s on the way out. Let the door knob hit ya' where the good lord split ya'.DVC500 at last wrote:WELL BURY ME IN AN ANT HILL, AND SMEAR MY EARS WITH JAM !!!
- labman
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SO ugly your parents kept you locked in the cellar and fed you with a slingshot. Stop, bend over, and pull real hard to get your head out of your ass. God don't like stupid. Open the gate Maw, sounds like one of our hogs! ( after a loud belch)
- North Candlewood
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Hindsight is 20/20
7 P Rule = PROPER PRIOR PLANNING PREVENTS P*SS POOR PERFORMANCE
Not the brightest bulb in the box
What goes up must come down
7 P Rule = PROPER PRIOR PLANNING PREVENTS P*SS POOR PERFORMANCE
Not the brightest bulb in the box
What goes up must come down
- North Candlewood
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If they cut two inches off of you, you'd have a scab on your *ss
- europachris
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I just about pi$$ed myself - that's FUNNY! It describes my job perfectly, too.wsherrick wrote:Here's one. "Boy, as far as you're concerned, knowledge is like corn. I feed it to you and you just crap it out!"
- europachris
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From my father:
Dumber than a screen door on a submarine.
You could screw up a wet dream. (usually directed at me)
Dumber than a screen door on a submarine.
You could screw up a wet dream. (usually directed at me)
- wawrd1
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From my great grandpa who sold lumber and coal from a horse drawn wagon in W.Va, stated when he heard someone going on about nothing; "An empty wagon makes a lot of noise."
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Out of the pan and into the fire.