Need Some " Old Time Sayings "

Morning All, I need some old time sayings that maybe your father or grandfather use to tell you when you were a kid. I'll give a example such as, The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse get's the cheese! Also, Some minds are like concrete, thoroughly mixed up and permanently set ( My Father use to tell me that! ) Anyone know of a site that has sayings of this nature on the internet? Let's hear what you can remeber of some old sayings, I need to hear some so I can pass them on to the younger generation.

You can't get blood out of a turnip. Leave well enough alone. And my grandmother(pa dutch) would say " OH yamma yaa" I believe that was "oh my yes". Belly up to the bar boys.

Always take the high road, you can always go low later if need be . People get funny 'bout money. Discretion is the better part
of valor.

My father always tells me "I forgot more than you know". Yet, he still asks me questions.

Good!! Please keep them coming! How about the old one, " Scarcer then hen's teeth "

How about," There's no use in being stupid without showing everyone" Aways say that when my sons do something stupid. And " Are your mirrors all painted black".

Usefull like tits on a boar pig. Your worse than hogans goat. It's dry enough to chap a birds beek. I measured twice and it's still too short. Measure twice, cut once.

measure with a micrometer, mark it with chalk, cut it with an ax.
Don't sweat the small stuff, and it's ALL small stuff.
'harder than the hinges of hell
'colder than a well-diggers butt'
Grass is always greener on the other side of the fence
he doesn't like anything,, he even doesn't like how the cow chews her cud
hotter than a $1.00 'girl' on friday night.
more nervous that a '$1.00 girl' in the confessional.
older than a witches t.t
Stirring 'sh*t' only makes it stink worse
don't throw rocks if you live in a glass house
You'd gripe if you were hung with a new rope
You can't wean a car/truck, keep gas in it.

I'll keep trying to remember more.

Greg L

Colder than a well diggers a$$.

Making more noise than a two c###ed cow Pissing on a flat rock

Stand them on their heads and they all look like sisters.

LsFarm wrote:...8<...'colder than a well-diggers butt'

I'll keep trying to remember more.

Greg L

Colder than a Witch's tit.

Tighter than a frog's ass.

From the bottom of my hart to the pit of my stomach.

About as funny as a wet fart in a space suit.

two heads are better than one, even if one is a cement head

That must be your a$$ talking, Cause your brain knows better.

You can always tell a Dutchman, but you can't tell him much.