I ran out of free Craigslist coal.

So I rented a u haul and went to UAE for some nut. They are very friendly people and I was out of there in 10 minutes.

On the way home the trailer had a blowout. So I called the 800 # and they sent out a new tire in about an hour and 1/2.
I got home and unloaded. I returned the trailer expecting to be charged for a new tire since I didn't pay the 8 dollars for the insurance. Instead, they gave me half off the rental.

So here's the damage.
one trailer; $15
one tank of gas; $40
3080 lbs of UAE; $231
A four pack of Guinness; $8
Telling Hugo Chavez and Opec to go and F--- themselves; PRICELESS!