I'll be the first to tell you I'm not cut out for this crap. Who is?
Who wants to live 3 feet apart from your neighbors, then drive on roads that are not repaired .. or even plowed or sanded, so they just turn to a sheet of ice ... on said roads that are now 3 feet wide because the plow guys are afraid of getting sued for wiping out some yuppies frozen flower garden or precious landscaping. Every car that comes in the opposite direction is now a fight waiting to happen. Nowhere to pull over ... and people who aren't smart, or skilled enough, to back their 3-foot-long econobox into a driveway to let people pass. Why is it always the guy with the crew-cab pickup that has to back into a driveway???
Then, God forbid you have enough money to move into a nicer neighborhood with a bigger house -- now you have barking dogs all night long that roam the streets & *censored* on your lawn, because the owners feel "they have rights too" ...
Then they come over and cry about your motorcycle, chain saw, or whatever other noise hurts their sensitive little ears ..... or rat you out to the state for having a car unregistered in your driveway, because OF THE HIGH TAXES you can't afford to fix ......
Jerk drivers, busted up roads, salt that destroys your vehicle that isn't even paid for yet, government that bleeds you dry with taxes on EVERYTHING while some in the city keep popping out babies to get a "raise" .... all this for the highest cost of living in the country? And a government elected by people in and around Boston that's entrenched, & hopelessly communist?
You guys have fun up here! Hat's off to ya!
I'm gone the first chance I get!