Snorkeling in Massachusetts ...

Alcohol MAY have been involved.



MASSACHUSETTS POEM

It's winter in MASSACHUSETTS
And the gentle breezes blow
Seventy miles an hour
At twenty-five below.
Oh, how I love MASSACHUSETTS
When the snow's up to your butt
You take a breath of winter
And your nose gets frozen shut.
Yes, the weather here is wonderful
So I guess I'll hang around
I could never leave MASSACHUSETTS
'Cause I'm frozen to the ground

Smitty, I thought that was you!!!!
Hey, did you see the guy swimming from Rye Beach to the Maine side this past weekend to raise money for the 'Lighthouses'? That must have been the ultimate 'shrinkage' situation. Hope they attached a rope to 'dad' for the next few weeks!!! 38 degree water for a few hours.....Must have been Buoyed by a LARGE PAIR! I went numb just watching the video! Wonder who made that wetsuit? Could have been a 'Charlie Sheen afternoon.....'

I'd say! I don't go in any water north of the Mason-Dixon .... even in the summer!

& a much needed