The Little Boy

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Post by theo » Wed. Mar. 30, 2011 8:53 pm

A boy comes down to breakfast. Since they live on a farm, his mother asks if he had done his chores.

"Not yet," said the boy.

His mother tells him no breakfast until he does his chores.

Well, he's a little pissed off, so he goes to feed the chickens, and he kicks a chicken. He goes to feed the cows, and he kicks a cow. He goes to feed the pigs, and he kicks a pig. He goes back in for breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal.

"How come I don't get any eggs and bacon? Why don't I have any milk in my cereal?" he asks.

"Well," his mother says, "I saw you kick a chicken, so you don't get any eggs for a week. I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any bacon for a week either. I saw you kick the cow so for a week you aren't getting any milk."

Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the cat halfway across the kitchen.

The little boy looks up at his mother with a smile, and says, "You gonna tell him or should I?"

 
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Post by freetown fred » Wed. Mar. 30, 2011 9:01 pm

:clap: toothy --I don't get it :rofl:


 
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Post by jpete » Wed. Mar. 30, 2011 10:09 pm

freetown fred wrote::clap: toothy --I don't get it :rofl:
Why? Did you kick the cat?

 
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Post by theo » Wed. Mar. 30, 2011 10:12 pm

for a whole week freetown,,,,,,,, :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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