And Now For Something Completely Different...

PostBy: Wood'nCoal On: Sat Oct 20, 2007 5:26 pm

coaledsweat wrote:And the two Knights at the footbridge. LOL


"Who would cross the bridge of death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see"
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PostBy: Ed.A On: Sat Oct 20, 2007 7:07 pm

Classic! : What... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
King Arthur: What do you mean? An African or European swallow?

Bridgekeeper: Huh? I... I don't know that.....Ayeeeeeeee!!!!!

Thanks for bringing up my favorite comedy group. I still watch all my videos at least once a year.

I need to get "Secret Policemans Ball" or one of the many renditions of it, I believe that has the skit with the guys talking about rough they had it growing up poor.

"when I was lad we had to get up a 5 hours before we went to bed" ....
"Oh that was luxury...
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PostBy: Wood'nCoal On: Sat Oct 20, 2007 8:08 pm

Ed.A wrote:Classic! : What... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
King Arthur: What do you mean? An African or European swallow?

Bridgekeeper: Huh? I... I don't know that.....Ayeeeeeeee!!!!!

Thanks for bringing up my favorite comedy group. I still watch all my videos at least once a year.

I need to get "Secret Policemans Ball" or one of the many renditions of it, I believe that has the skit with the guys talking about rough they had it growing up poor.

"when I was lad we had to get up a 5 hours before we went to bed" ....
"Oh that was luxury...



Cast into the gorge of eternal peril.....


"By the way Knights....we now know the earth to be banana shaped"
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PostBy: coaledsweat On: Sat Oct 20, 2007 9:08 pm

I've a right to eat squirrels in my own backyard if I want to. Oh, not that I do, but I have a right to eat them if they are in my back yard. Don't I?

I'll have piece with a little less rat in it.

No problem, legs off. Fins on, a simple metal tube through the back of the neck so he can breathe.
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PostBy: Wood'nCoal On: Sat Oct 20, 2007 9:17 pm

"What to penguins eat?"

"Luncheon meat?"

"What swims in the sea and has fins?"

"A buffalo with an aqualung!"
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PostBy: coaledsweat On: Sun Oct 21, 2007 9:22 am

Arthur hacks the Black Knight's arms off at the footbridge, he says "its only a flesh wound".
Later its, "Come back and fight like a man. I'll bite your kneecaps". This from a Knight with no arms or legs.
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PostBy: Gary in Pennsylvania On: Sun Oct 21, 2007 9:41 am

Gary in Pennsylvania
 

PostBy: Wood'nCoal On: Sun Oct 21, 2007 9:42 am

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PostBy: Wood'nCoal On: Sun Oct 21, 2007 9:43 am

"I'm invincible"

"You're a looney"


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2eMkth8FWno
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PostBy: Gary in Pennsylvania On: Sun Oct 21, 2007 9:43 am

Gary in Pennsylvania
 

PostBy: Ed.A On: Sun Oct 21, 2007 10:37 am

Found it.. 4 Yorkshire men..enjoy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xe1a1wHx ... hon%20Live


Ok, Ok..how appropriate is this one :lol: "Coal Mining"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M9x98Imr6ao&NR=1
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PostBy: Wood'nCoal On: Sun Oct 21, 2007 7:50 pm

NI! NI! NI! NI! NI!
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PostBy: Matthaus On: Sun Oct 21, 2007 11:14 pm

1st soldier: Who goes there?
King Arthur: It is I, Arthur, son of Uther Pendragon, from the castle of Camelot. King of the Britons, defeater of the Saxons, Sovereign of all England!
1st soldier: Pull the other one!
King Arthur: I am, and this is my trusty servant Patsy. We have ridden the length and breadth of the land in search of knights who will join me in my court at Camelot. I must speak with your lord and master.
1st soldier: What? Ridden on a horse?
King Arthur: Yes!
1st soldier: You're using coconuts!
King Arthur: What?
1st soldier You've got two empty halves of coconut and you're bangin' 'em together.
King Arthur: So? We have ridden since the snows of winter covered this land, through the kingdom of Mercia, through...
1st soldier: Where'd you get the coconuts?
King Arthur: We found them.
1st soldier : Found them? In Mercia? The coconut's tropical!
King Arthur: What do you mean?
1st soldier: Well, this is a temperate zone
King Arthur: The swallow may fly south with the sun or the house martin or the plover may seek warmer climes in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land?
1st soldier: Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?
King Arthur: Not at all. They could be carried.
1st soldier What? A swallow carrying a coconut?
King Arthur: It could grip it by the husk!
1st soldier: It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut.
King Arthur: Well, it doesn't matter. Will you go and tell your master that Arthur from the Court of Camelot is here?
1st soldier: Listen. In order to maintain air-speed velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings forty-three times every second, right?
King Arthur: Please!
1st soldier: Am I right?

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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PostBy: Wood'nCoal On: Mon Oct 22, 2007 7:01 am

"It could be carried on a line"

"What? Held under the dorsal guiding feather?"
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PostBy: Wood'nCoal On: Tue Oct 23, 2007 8:48 pm

Gary in Pennsylvania wrote:BRIDGE OF dEATH:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F8Bweb1nJY4


I enjoyed watching it again.

"It's just gone 8 o'clock and time for the penguin on top of your television set to explode!" (The Death Of Mary Queen Of Scots)


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DnObI25aN1k
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