Hillbilly Vascectomy

After their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough, as they could not afford a larger bed.
So the husband went to his veterinarian and told him that he and his cousin didn't want to have any more children.

The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem but that it was expensive. 'A less costly alternative,' said the doctor, 'is to go home, get a cherry bomb (fireworks are legal in Alabama), light it, put it in a beer can (COORS), then hold the can up to your ear and count to 10.'


The Alabamian said to the doctor, 'I may not be the smartest tool in the shed, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me.'


'Trust me,' said the doctor.


So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can.


He held the can up to his ear and began to count!


'1'


'2'


'3'


'4'


'5'


( you'll love this...)




At which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and continued counting on his other hand.


This procedure also works in Tennessee , Kentucky , Louisiana , Arkansas , Mississippi , Parts of Georgia , Missouri , and West Virginia .

thats funny

Here in western VA we tell the WV folks to count to `10 while holding the cherry bomb. Same results.

I thought maybe he put it between his legs, to put his fingers in his ears.... either way works.

Good one theo!

That's funny!

I think your characterization of the fine citizens of Alabama is unfair. After all, it was in Alabama that the tooth brush was invented.

kozel wrote:I think your characterization of the fine citizens of Alabama is unfair. After all, it was in Alabama that the tooth brush was invented.

That's right. Had it been invented in another part of the country, it would have been called the "teeth brush".

steamup wrote:

kozel wrote:I think your characterization of the fine citizens of Alabama is unfair. After all, it was in Alabama that the tooth brush was invented.

That's right. Had it been invented in another part of the country, it would have been called the "teeth brush".

Bingo!