Thought members would find this story amusing.
My cat, like most pets, loves the coal stove. She is 18 years old and I'm pretty sure the stove has kept her from using up life #9 the last few years. She was born an outdoors cat and simply asks out rather than needing a litter box. Sometimes she need coaxing to go out.
We returned from a trip to Italy to visit daughter #2. Something smelled wrong as soon as I walked into the house. It took awhile to locate, but turned out the cat used the coal hod as a litter box. It was all mixed in with the coal, and sitting in pee soup.
Daughter #1 was watching the house and cat while we were gone, but obviously did not make sure the cat had gone out enough. You know how young adults need specific instructions. "Keep an eye on the cat" did not translate into "Make sure the cat goes out every day". Nor did the smell lead to a search for the cause.. Hello McFly!
Road weary from hours on the plane and train, that was what I returned home to. Being tired, I was pretty mad, but really there was no damage done. I'll just have to cover the hod to break that habit.
Coal Hod = Litter Box
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LOL. That is actually kind of funny. But like you, I think I too would have been quite annoyed. Your daughter sounds a lot like my son;
Me - "Clean up your sister's toys and turn the light out."
Him - "Ok."
Five minutes pass.
Me - "Do you even listen?"
Him - "What?"
Me - "Don't give me, 'what'. What else were you asked to do?"
Him - "I don't know."
Me - "What the hell is wrong with you? Did I not ask you to turn the light out after cleaning your sister's toys up?"
Him - "I forgot."
Me - "You forgot? I asked you no more than five minutes ago. Again, what is wrong with you?"
Me - "Clean up your sister's toys and turn the light out."
Him - "Ok."
Five minutes pass.
Me - "Do you even listen?"
Him - "What?"
Me - "Don't give me, 'what'. What else were you asked to do?"
Him - "I don't know."
Me - "What the hell is wrong with you? Did I not ask you to turn the light out after cleaning your sister's toys up?"
Him - "I forgot."
Me - "You forgot? I asked you no more than five minutes ago. Again, what is wrong with you?"
We have conversations just like that in our house too!!I'm On Fire wrote:LOL. That is actually kind of funny. But like you, I think I too would have been quite annoyed. Your daughter sounds a lot like my son;
Me - "Clean up your sister's toys and turn the light out."
Him - "Ok."
Five minutes pass.
Me - "Do you even listen?"
Him - "What?"
Me - "Don't give me, 'what'. What else were you asked to do?"
Him - "I don't know."
Me - "What the hell is wrong with you? Did I not ask you to turn the light out after cleaning your sister's toys up?"
Him - "I forgot."
Me - "You forgot? I asked you no more than five minutes ago. Again, what is wrong with you?"
My parents were here for Thanksgiving and my Dad started laughing when he witnessed one episode. He said this is like deja vu all over again. Apparently I had the same affliction growing up.
I guess it's time to admit the tree didn't fall far from the nut......or something like that.
Most boys have "Selective Hearing" while growing up. My son has it. Its irritating, but then I remember I did the same thing when I was little, so I don't yell at him (much). Just yelling his name to get his attention is enough, then I can talk to him in a normal tone to tell him what to do.
I'm On Fire wrote:LOL. That is actually kind of funny. But like you, I think I too would have been quite annoyed. Your daughter sounds a lot like my son;
Me - "Clean up your sister's toys and turn the light out."
Him - "Ok."
Five minutes pass.
Me - "Do you even listen?"
Him - "What?"
Me - "Don't give me, 'what'. What else were you asked to do?"
Him - "I don't know."
Me - "What the hell is wrong with you? Did I not ask you to turn the light out after cleaning your sister's toys up?"
Him - "I forgot."
Me - "You forgot? I asked you no more than five minutes ago. Again, what is wrong with you?"
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.My parents were here for Thanksgiving and my Dad started laughing when he witnessed one episode. He said this is like deja vu all over again. Apparently I had the same affliction growing up
The grandparents best day...
The moment they witness the grandchild doing what their children did to them...
And getting to laugh...