Phrases that would scare you

Re: Phrases that would scare you

PostBy: lsayre On: Tue Jan 17, 2012 10:41 pm

Due to (fill in the blank as you see fit here) it is my sad duty to announce that to save this great nation I am suspending the Constitution and imposing martial law.
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Re: Phrases that would scare you

PostBy: lsayre On: Tue Jan 17, 2012 10:43 pm

“I’ve abandoned free market principles to save the free market system.” (President Bush)
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Re: Phrases that would scare you

PostBy: jpete On: Tue Jan 17, 2012 10:45 pm

lsayre wrote:“I’ve abandoned free market principles to save the free market system.” (President Bush)


As long as we are going this way, how about "We're all Keynesians now." :)
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Re: Phrases that would scare you

PostBy: ValterBorges On: Tue Jan 17, 2012 10:45 pm

DEP - "We are officially banning coal in order to protect the endangered owl" :shock:
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Re: Phrases that would scare you

PostBy: lsayre On: Tue Jan 17, 2012 10:52 pm

We got it all!
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Re: Phrases that would scare you

PostBy: ValterBorges On: Tue Jan 17, 2012 10:56 pm

"Eddieeeeeee I wannnnt haaallffffff"
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Re: Phrases that would scare you

PostBy: crazy4coal On: Wed Jan 18, 2012 6:37 am

Trust Me, I can help you
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Re: Phrases that would scare you

PostBy: theo On: Wed Jan 18, 2012 6:48 am

When the better-half say's,,,,,, it wasnt that way when i left it there :o
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Re: Phrases that would scare you

PostBy: theo On: Wed Jan 18, 2012 7:15 am

Honey,,, we are out of coal :cry:
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Re: Phrases that would scare you

PostBy: coalkirk On: Wed Jan 18, 2012 9:25 am

That was the last beer! :shock:
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Re: Phrases that would scare you

PostBy: GA cracker On: Wed Jan 18, 2012 9:39 am

From you MD or Nurse, "There is going to be a little discomfort."
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Re: Phrases that would scare you

PostBy: CapeCoaler On: Wed Jan 18, 2012 11:35 pm

Oh, Looks like youe are having twins...

Several weeks later...

Oh, Looks like you have one of each...
One Boy, One Girl...
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Re: Phrases that would scare you

PostBy: stovepipemike On: Thu Jan 19, 2012 9:03 am

[From the mechanic] You have a problem. I don't know what to do with this car,I think we should start by replacing the computer.
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