Phrases That Would Scare You

lsayre · Post by **lsayre** » Tue. Jan. 17, 2012 9:41 pm

Due to (fill in the blank as you see fit here) it is my sad duty to announce that to save this great nation I am suspending the Constitution and imposing martial law.

lsayre · Post by **lsayre** » Tue. Jan. 17, 2012 9:43 pm

“I’ve abandoned free market principles to save the free market system.” (President Bush)

jpete · Post by **jpete** » Tue. Jan. 17, 2012 9:45 pm

lsayre wrote:“I’ve abandoned free market principles to save the free market system.” (President Bush)

As long as we are going this way, how about "We're all Keynesians now."

ValterBorges · Post by **ValterBorges** » Tue. Jan. 17, 2012 9:45 pm

DEP - "We are officially banning coal in order to protect the endangered owl"

lsayre · Post by **lsayre** » Tue. Jan. 17, 2012 9:52 pm

We got it all!

ValterBorges · Post by **ValterBorges** » Tue. Jan. 17, 2012 9:56 pm

"Eddieeeeeee I wannnnt haaallffffff"

crazy4coal · Post by **crazy4coal** » Wed. Jan. 18, 2012 5:37 am

Trust Me, I can help you

theo · Post by **theo** » Wed. Jan. 18, 2012 5:48 am

When the better-half say's,,,,,, it wasnt that way when I left it there

theo · Post by **theo** » Wed. Jan. 18, 2012 6:15 am

Honey,,, we are out of coal

coalkirk · Post by **coalkirk** » Wed. Jan. 18, 2012 8:25 am

That was the last beer!

GA cracker · Post by **GA cracker** » Wed. Jan. 18, 2012 8:39 am

From you MD or Nurse, "There is going to be a little discomfort."
Cracker

CapeCoaler · Post by **CapeCoaler** » Wed. Jan. 18, 2012 10:35 pm

Oh, Looks like youe are having twins...

Several weeks later...

Oh, Looks like you have one of each...
One Boy, One Girl...

stovepipemike · Post by **stovepipemike** » Thu. Jan. 19, 2012 8:03 am

[From the mechanic] You have a problem. I don't know what to do with this car,I think we should start by replacing the computer.