Phrases that would scare you

Phrases that would scare you

PostBy: theo On: Tue Jan 17, 2012 9:37 pm

Saw this eleswhere ,,, What are some phrases that would scare you ? Example, Hello, I'am from the goverment and I'am here to help you. Any other's ?
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Re: Phrases that would scare you

PostBy: lsayre On: Tue Jan 17, 2012 9:44 pm

These philosophical birds of a feather all terrify me:

1) It's better to give than to receive. (Most Christians)

2) Rob from the rich and give to the poor. (Robin Hood's heroic theme)

3) There is no virtue in selfishness. (President Obama. PS: I wonder if he has read the truly great book titled "The Virtue of Selfishness"?)
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Re: Phrases that would scare you

PostBy: jpete On: Tue Jan 17, 2012 9:49 pm

From a girlfriend, "We need to talk..."
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Re: Phrases that would scare you

PostBy: theo On: Tue Jan 17, 2012 9:52 pm

Hold my beer, watch this
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Re: Phrases that would scare you

PostBy: ablumny On: Tue Jan 17, 2012 9:55 pm

There's no easy way to say this

Can I have a word with you in private?
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Re: Phrases that would scare you

PostBy: jpete On: Tue Jan 17, 2012 9:59 pm

Could you please come to the office as soon as possible to review your test results?
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Re: Phrases that would scare you

PostBy: rockwood On: Tue Jan 17, 2012 10:05 pm

"I've got good news and bad news....you want the good news first?"
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Re: Phrases that would scare you

PostBy: theo On: Tue Jan 17, 2012 10:13 pm

Honey, I didnt make it to the beer dist. today to pick up the case of beer you asked for
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Re: Phrases that would scare you

PostBy: lsayre On: Tue Jan 17, 2012 10:16 pm

The government appointed ethics committee (death panel) has determined that you are too old (too poor, too politically nonconformist, etc...) to receive effective treatment.

We only cover conventional and proven treatments.
(What your medical insurance company is likely to say when it wants you to be radiated and pumped with chemotherapy after a diagnosis of cancer, when you request some other form of treatment, or if you request to be given a cutting edge new treatment that may someday become mainstream)
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Re: Phrases that would scare you

PostBy: bksaun On: Tue Jan 17, 2012 10:20 pm

I thought it was a fart!

I'm Late! ( From a girlfriend)
Bk
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Re: Phrases that would scare you

PostBy: SMITTY On: Tue Jan 17, 2012 10:25 pm

"I hearby pronounce you ...." :fear: :out:

"This is the MA RMV calling" ..... :fear:

"This is the MA DOR calling" ..... :fear:

"You'll probably die in MA" .... :eek2:
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Re: Phrases that would scare you

PostBy: windago On: Tue Jan 17, 2012 10:34 pm

dad.??? are farts supposed to have lumps? my son asked me this in the court house when he was three.

the only one that i am truly afraid of is?!?

dad.??? im moving back in? can my boyfriend stay too? daughters haven't left yet so ive got some time on this one.
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Re: Phrases that would scare you

PostBy: lsayre On: Tue Jan 17, 2012 10:36 pm

We're from the Watchtower Society, and we would like to take a moment of your time to come in and speak with you.
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Re: Phrases that would scare you

PostBy: lsayre On: Tue Jan 17, 2012 10:37 pm

Headline: Obama re-elected!

Headline: Romney defeats Obama!
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Re: Phrases that would scare you

PostBy: chester On: Tue Jan 17, 2012 10:37 pm

ladies and gentlemen the president of the United States-barrack o,bama
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