Phrases that would scare you

Saw this eleswhere ,,, What are some phrases that would scare you ? Example, Hello, I'am from the goverment and I'am here to help you. Any other's ?

These philosophical birds of a feather all terrify me:

1) It's better to give than to receive. (Most Christians)

2) Rob from the rich and give to the poor. (Robin Hood's heroic theme)

3) There is no virtue in selfishness. (President Obama. PS: I wonder if he has read the truly great book titled "The Virtue of Selfishness"?)

From a girlfriend, "We need to talk..."

Hold my beer, watch this

There's no easy way to say this

Can I have a word with you in private?

Could you please come to the office as soon as possible to review your test results?

"I've got good news and bad news....you want the good news first?"

Honey, I didnt make it to the beer dist. today to pick up the case of beer you asked for

The government appointed ethics committee (death panel) has determined that you are too old (too poor, too politically nonconformist, etc...) to receive effective treatment.

We only cover conventional and proven treatments.
(What your medical insurance company is likely to say when it wants you to be radiated and pumped with chemotherapy after a diagnosis of cancer, when you request some other form of treatment, or if you request to be given a cutting edge new treatment that may someday become mainstream)

I thought it was a fart!

I'm Late! ( From a girlfriend)
Bk

"I hearby pronounce you ...."

"This is the MA RMV calling" .....

"This is the MA DOR calling" .....

"You'll probably die in MA" ....

dad.??? are farts supposed to have lumps? my son asked me this in the court house when he was three.

the only one that i am truly afraid of is?!?

dad.??? im moving back in? can my boyfriend stay too? daughters haven't left yet so ive got some time on this one.

We're from the Watchtower Society, and we would like to take a moment of your time to come in and speak with you.

Headline: Obama re-elected!

Headline: Romney defeats Obama!

ladies and gentlemen the president of the United States-barrack o,bama