Why don't we just invite the entire third world in, I don't know; is it 2 or 3 billion living in abject poverty? Sam, you have land, you won't mind if they put up a refugee camp on your place right? Do you have a spare 5 acres? I'm sure that would fit 200,000 or more it's only fair. Oh, and could you provide them with health care, yourself personally? Great! I'll call Barry and get the paperwork started. I may become homeless due to the new Obamatax, but I won't show up, I'm an American citizen so I have no rights like all the illegals that are here already threatening my livelyhood.
Oh and by the way, Michelle says that good healthcare starts with clean designer clothes, so do you mind if they use your washing machine? I'm sure your wife won't mind. It will be running 24 hrs a day though, so I hope you have a good deep well. Don't worry, the bullet train Barry promised will go right by your place on its route to Utopia, it will will drop off a lot of laundry detergent and bleach. Be sure to use the bleach, there's a lot of third world diseases they will be bringin in, and with half the doctors quitting the profession due to the healthcare takeover, you'll want to maintain sanitary conditions. Oh, can they use your bathroom, too? Barry will provide some of the shovel-ready jobs he promised to extend your septic system if needed. I think you're gonna need a 50,000 gallon septic tank. Barry will also drop off plenty of rice to feed these new voters, you'll be able to store it in the barns the Chinese Communist workers will build for the camp. don't fret, Barry will borrow a few more billion from China to pay the Chinese workers.
Oh, one more thing, do you mind if they use your kitchen? I'm sure Barry will have the green energy problem solved by next week, he hates fossil fuels so I hope you have an electric stove. Or maybe Solyndra can provide boiling water I don't know if those Solyndra panels can boil water though. If not you can just tap into your Chevy Volt.