Women as explained by Engineers

Re: Women as explained by Engineers

PostBy: Wood'nCoal On: Sat Dec 01, 2007 10:47 am

Do small pieces of anthracite qualify as sparkly objects? Can I get away with saying it's a do it yourself diamond kit?

Or would something bad happen to me? :chop:
Wood'nCoal
 
Stoker Coal Boiler: 1959 EFM 350
Hand Fed Coal Stove: Harman Magnafire Mark I
Coal Size/Type: Rice and Chestnut
Other Heating: Fisher Fireplace Insert

Re: Women as explained by Engineers

PostBy: Richard S. On: Sat Dec 01, 2007 10:57 am

Worse thing you can do, they must be either clear or a solid but shiny color.

Case study: I made tie pin out of coal, I told my GF that I'm going to wear it to a wedding and she goes off her rocker like I'm going to have some big chunk of coal hanging from my tie. :lol: For the record it was the size of piece of a rice.
Richard S.
 
Stoker Coal Boiler: Van Wert VA1200
Coal Size/Type: Buckwheat/Anthracite

Re: Women as explained by Engineers

PostBy: Wood'nCoal On: Sat Dec 01, 2007 11:16 am

Sounds like an interesting piece of jewelery to me.
Wood'nCoal
 
Stoker Coal Boiler: 1959 EFM 350
Hand Fed Coal Stove: Harman Magnafire Mark I
Coal Size/Type: Rice and Chestnut
Other Heating: Fisher Fireplace Insert


Re: Women as explained by Engineers

PostBy: traderfjp On: Sat Dec 01, 2007 12:07 pm

I'll have to try dangling shiny objects. That is a hoot. I had to muzzle mine the other night. She was chasing her tail and then came after me. Maybe I'll try treats and see if that works. I do like when she humps my leg. :P
traderfjp
 
Stove/Furnace Make: Alaska
Stove/Furnace Model: Channing 3

Re: Women as explained by Engineers

PostBy: Richard S. On: Sat Dec 01, 2007 12:59 pm

traderfjp wrote:I'll have to try dangling shiny objects.


Works great:

Wife/GF : :blah:



Wife/GF: :eek2: :woot: :drool: :love:

You: :smoke:

Later with friends: :drunk:

Wife finds out shiny dangling thing is fake: :rambo2:

You: :stretcher:
Richard S.
 
Stoker Coal Boiler: Van Wert VA1200
Coal Size/Type: Buckwheat/Anthracite