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Post by CoalHeat » Sat. Dec. 01, 2007 9:47 am

Do small pieces of anthracite qualify as sparkly objects? Can I get away with saying it's a do it yourself diamond kit?

Or would something bad happen to me? :chop:

 
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Post by Richard S. » Sat. Dec. 01, 2007 9:57 am

Worse thing you can do, they must be either clear or a solid but shiny color.

Case study: I made tie pin out of coal, I told my GF that I'm going to wear it to a wedding and she goes off her rocker like I'm going to have some big chunk of coal hanging from my tie. :lol: For the record it was the size of piece of a rice.

 
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Post by CoalHeat » Sat. Dec. 01, 2007 10:16 am

Sounds like an interesting piece of jewelery to me.


 
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Post by traderfjp » Sat. Dec. 01, 2007 11:07 am

I'll have to try dangling shiny objects. That is a hoot. I had to muzzle mine the other night. She was chasing her tail and then came after me. Maybe I'll try treats and see if that works. I do like when she humps my leg. :P

 
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Post by Richard S. » Sat. Dec. 01, 2007 11:59 am

traderfjp wrote:I'll have to try dangling shiny objects.
Works great:

Wife/GF : :blah:

Wife/GF: :eek2: :woot: :drool: :love:

You: :smoke:

Later with friends: :drunk:

Wife finds out shiny dangling thing is fake: :rambo2:

You: :stretcher:

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