Women as explained by Engineers

Do small pieces of anthracite qualify as sparkly objects? Can I get away with saying it's a do it yourself diamond kit?

Or would something bad happen to me?

Worse thing you can do, they must be either clear or a solid but shiny color.

Case study: I made tie pin out of coal, I told my GF that I'm going to wear it to a wedding and she goes off her rocker like I'm going to have some big chunk of coal hanging from my tie. For the record it was the size of piece of a rice.

Sounds like an interesting piece of jewelery to me.

I'll have to try dangling shiny objects. That is a hoot. I had to muzzle mine the other night. She was chasing her tail and then came after me. Maybe I'll try treats and see if that works. I do like when she humps my leg.

traderfjp wrote:I'll have to try dangling shiny objects.

Works great:

Wife/GF :



Wife/GF:

You:

Later with friends:

Wife finds out shiny dangling thing is fake:

You: