Ever see that show Northwoods Law? It's about Maine Game Wardens and all the stuff they go through.
My ex sister in law for life used to let her lawn go unmowed all summer while her son sat around playing video games.
I always made sure they had a lawnmower in their shed. This time I gave them a nice little 2cycle Lawnboy. I had a similar model which would start right up with no prep after sitting all winter.
She called and said the mower wouldn't start, and I drove an hour up to my brother's place and it started on the first pull
Hey Chris, did you send away for those balloons? Kumho~ sounds obscene.