homecomfort wrote:it has been studied and found that minor exposure to Homecomfort, and or nasty liberals, or the like, causes a profound deteriorating effect of the brain. Symptoms are but not limited to, increase in blood pressure, inability to control anger, a burning desire to hate , a need to blindly follow their leader Baraka Al-Maobamarx, loss of common sense, inconsideration for everyone else, and impotence in men. the last symptom is still being studied.
Really welcome and thanks for the kind words.
You mentioned previously that you were "forced" to listen to Rush Limbaugh for five hours the other day as owner of your own business. Here's a few suggestions for next time:
1. Politely inform the customer that you can only concentrate on one task at a time.
2. Discreetly put in a 50 cent pair of ear plugs.
3. Put in a pair of ear buds playing Debbie Wasserman Schultz speeches.
4. Try to get the job done faster. Five hours to swap out an oil burner nozzle? Remember, righty tighty, lefty loosey.
5. Inform them that you only accept payment in foodstamps, conservatives won't have any.
6. Block out the truth by making a mental list of Obama's broken promises, that should fill five hours.
Perhaps you're being "forced" to click on this forum.