Lost in translation: chinese goods can be VERY entertaining!

Lost in translation: chinese goods can be VERY entertaining!

PostBy: SMITTY On: Wed Aug 29, 2012 2:03 pm

This has got to be the FUNNIEST bad English translation I have ever seen in my life! I found this ad on eBay for a chinese replica of a Yamaha BW80 carburetor. Below the description & pictures, & below the words: TERMS OF SALE, I find this:

Guarantee:100% money refund
1:Your don't satisfaction the item quality
2:Item don't fit your motorcycle perfect
3:Item less than your expected
4:The item arriver be broken
5:Your don't receive the item
6:Parcel Lost
7:Receive the wrong item
Please let us knnow ,We will give you a 100% satisfactory solution


" Item arriver be broken " ..... :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :woot: :punk:
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Re: Lost in translation: chinese goods can be VERY entertaining!

PostBy: freetown fred On: Wed Aug 29, 2012 2:07 pm

soundz likey gud garraanT 2 me ;)
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Re: Lost in translation: chinese goods can be VERY entertaining!

PostBy: SMITTY On: Wed Aug 29, 2012 2:23 pm

:funny:

You know, I don't satisfaction the item quality. toothy
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Re: Lost in translation: chinese goods can be VERY entertaining!

PostBy: jim d On: Wed Aug 29, 2012 3:14 pm

good ruc on yer erection mr Romney
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Re: Lost in translation: chinese goods can be VERY entertaining!

PostBy: lsayre On: Wed Aug 29, 2012 3:17 pm

My youngest daughter, who relatively recently lived in south central China for 6 months (teaching Engilsh there in a High School), jokingly called it Chinglish. She said it was to be found everywhere and on just about everything in China, and it was hillarious.

The Chinese language by itself is often quite hillarious as well. For example a Van in China is called (in direct transliteration into English) a "Loaf Of Bread Vehicle".

But then we "ride on planes" and that throws them off a bit. Properly we should ride in planes, not on them. I'm sure they laugh at the English language as well.
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Re: Lost in translation: chinese goods can be VERY entertaining!

PostBy: Wood'nCoal On: Wed Aug 29, 2012 10:02 pm

That's great, Smitty.
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