No More Twinkies

I want my twinkies!

Whe I was a kid....I know stop laughing.....our elementary school had a trip to the wonderbread facility in Natick Mass. At the end they gave us all a mini loaf and I think some hostess cupcakes...those were the days my friend I thought they'ld never end....blah blah.blah....

going going going .... only $8,000 sounds like a deal

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Single-Twinkie- ... 4d06ff8ca4

I demand my twinkies...

http://www.politico.com/politico44/2012 ... 49789.html

... and you thought I was joking.

We the people web site is run by the WH

https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petiti ... y/cJz0ngJR

Please sign as I want get the number up to 25000 that way the President will pay attention to the petition. If he's nationalizing twinkies he may be distracted from screwing up anything else.

"My Fellow Americans, Twinkie production is vital to the national security of the United States. As President, I am taking vital steps to nationalize the snack food industry starting with Hostess, DHS shock troops have also seized vital supplies of Tasty Kake in a preemptive strike to prevent their loss. Soon our long national nightmare will be at an end. Thank you and God Bless."

He'll be able to use that during his 3rd re-election campaign - "I saved the Twinkie industry".

Apparently Canadian Twinkies will still be made...we cannot allow a Twinkie gap.

SMITTY wrote:He'll be able to use that during his 3rd re-election campaign - "I saved the Twinkie industry".

Oh I doubt if he will get the laws changed for a 3rd term. Michelle will be running in 2016. Kinda makes your knees buckle. She will say she rid us of the evil Twinkie industry to save us from ourselves.

Oh yeah ... forgot about her ...

A fitting quote scarfed from an online publication called "The Daily Reckoning":

"Hostess Shrugged!"

I just realized that Hostess makes my beloved ZINGERS - they're like Twinkies, only red & sprinkled with coconut. Now I'm real pissed!!

Don't worry, some enterprising person will make more.....lots more. 18,000 jobs lost.....I want to know the rest of the story. More going on that we don't know. The dentists and nutritionists must be pissed!! Job security in question also.

Hospitals will lose a huge cardiac base.....this is serious. (Dammit, Twinkies are an American birthright!!) Mayhem in the streets.......counseling centers open to all who qualify.......

ALL this on the 34th anniversary of the 'Johnstown, French Guinea, Kool-Aide Disaster'. I'm headed for higher ground, this is epic!!!!!

First there was the booze runners during prohibition, some got very rich and we idolized them. We gave the one son a Presidency whom we idolized and another we allowed to rape and murder a girl and as a reward have him MA to screw with for generations. Then there was the Coors run as idolized by the Cannonball Run film. Next will be a soon to be idolized twinky-runner called coalnewbie who will fill a RV with twinkies bought in Montreal and make a fortune. Fame will come my way, in fact I think I will go over to Chappaquiddick and rape and murder someone. Hmm, I feel a need to go to Arlington and urinate on something.

I find it funny that most here backed a man for POTUS that invented the very method that has brought down the Twinkie (which by the way was far from their best seller). & I guess most drive those foreign pick-ups & cars since you didn't mind if Detroit went under but you get upset over a twink, why not ban together & buy the business?

Need to restaff it....there lies the problem.